Afriq

Actuarial Scientist.
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[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@HonAdenDuale My cousin died last week because nurses were on strike and no one could attend to him.

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@onjolo_kenya Politics is always a dirty game. The enemy of your enemy automatically becomes a friend. What we need is to follow the rules of law irregardless of who is in your circle or not.

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@lynn_ngugi1 Aisha Jumwa quiting UDA doesn't mean she has joined Sifuna. Sifuna we trust , he has stood firm against injustices meted by this govt

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@Belive_Kinuthia He has promised to bring us back disposable income being deducted from our payslip.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

May we find help when we need help the most. 🙏🏼

[JOHN 🍿 🇺🇸 @Tmbenedict]

Say what you want about Bahubali, this fight scene remains the most strategical battle ever seen on screen.

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@ParodyNewsnz @LMDiddy14 The worst ref of all times. No wonder they don't like African refs.

[Kenya Police Service @PoliceKE]

Did you know you don't always have to go to the cells for a minor traffic offense

​Under Section 116 of the Traffic Act, an officer has the legal power to issue you a Notice to Attend Court (NTAC) instead of arresting you or towing your car on the spot. This official document acts as a formal court summons, allowing you to drive away and continue your day safely.

​The condition is simple: you must present yourself to the designated traffic court at the exact date and time written on the slip. By law, this notice must be served to you within 14 days of the alleged offense.

​Just don't ignore it! Because it carries the weight of a court summons, skipping your date automatically triggers a warrant of arrest.

​ #RoadSafety #UtumishiKwaWote

[That Guy @ThatG4m]

GUESS THE FOOTBALL LEGEND

99% will fail this

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Residents of Kangundo and the family of the deceased were left in shock during her burial.

After scoring high marks in high school, the community held a harambee to fund her university studies in Nairobi. She enrolled, but that was the last time her family saw her.

Struggling with city life, she was introduced to the streets on Koinange. Initially shy, she quickly became one of the most popular girls there.

Tragically, she contracted echaivi but was too ashamed to seek help, leading to her death.

The biggest shock came when her fellow workers, dressed in short revealing outfits, took to the podium to give emotional testimonials about her.

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@polo_kimanii It's part and parcel of life. Anything can happen. It happened to us a bill of 12Million and we got blamed. Ya Mungu ni mengi. We left the hospital with just a promise to pay later. We're now well in the Lord.

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@johnnjenga No sifuna on the ballot 2027 , No voting whichever candidate

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Arrived in Helsinki, Finland, for a two-day State Visit at the gracious invitation of President Alexander Stubb.

We look forward to deepening economic ties, strengthening partnerships in technology, digitisation, clean energy, innovation and education, and advancing new opportunities for investment, job creation and shared prosperity.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Eric @amerix]

10 Sex Tips for MEN:

1. Always be on top. Never allow her to be on top in whatever circumstances.

2. Don't lick the perineum.

3. Don't switch off lights.

4. Progressive overload. Sex is an artful skill, just like lifting weights. It gets better with time.

5. No pornography.

6. Use a condom if you do not want a baby or if she is not married to you.

7. Never trust any woman during sex, including your wife.

8. Don't rush to ejaculate. Enjoy the orgasm, but don't ejaculate.

9. Push the orgasm across your spine into your brain, but don't ejaculate.

10. Embrace semen retention.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Afriq @Jokeyo_]

@dbonj19992 @WorldCupMedia Croatia ndo embassava sacco 😂😂😂They had own goal which demoralized their female president against France

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

The court stopping NTSA’s smart driving licence and automated fines system should make us ask a bigger question…

Is Kenya really chasing road safety, or are we rushing to automate punishment?

You cannot copy Germany’s cameras and forget Germany’s engineering.

You cannot copy developed countries’ fines and ignore the decades they spent building safer roads, pedestrian systems, markings, intelligent highways and driver culture.

Even today, pedestrians on Thika Road and our bypasses still gamble with death crossing highways because basic footbridges and safe crossing points are missing.

But somehow, the fastest infrastructure we can complete is the one that sends a fine to your phone.

A camera does not save the pedestrian who has nowhere safe to cross.

A smart licence does not fix a poorly designed road.

A digital fine does not replace investment in safety.

Kenyans are not against technology. Kenyans are not against discipline.

But technology without fairness feels like taxation with a different name.

Countries we admire built the foundation first — then automated enforcement.

We seem to be automating enforcement while still struggling with the foundation.

Road safety should start by protecting lives…

Not perfecting how to collect money from them.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

You can recover from financial loss,

You can recover from an illness,

But years spent with a chaotic woman are years you can never reclaim.

They are gone.

So, choose wisely.

#MasculinitySaturday

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The person who is obsessed with plans to kill me is William Ruto. I am aware about it. I know that my assassination was discussed on Tuesday

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Before you make the mistake of settling down with a woman above 30, you need to watch this. The risks are insurmountable.