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[Anthony Lima @SportsBoyTony]

Josh Allen has 9 total touchdowns in 5 days.

Deshaun Watson has 8 total touchdowns in 1,041 days

[Joe Brady @CoachJoeBrady]

1-0.

[vico🍪🍃🪐 @yudovico]

listen up liberal

i'm really fucking sorry

[Arndt You Writing? @DanArndtWrites]

Remember last year when we had to pretend it was better than Severance, and now we have to pretend it's better than Pluribus?

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

This is a HISTORIC performance by Josh Allen.

Historic.

334 yards
23 rushing yards
4 total touchdowns
130.5 passer rating

Vs the TEXANS defense

You’re it, Josh Allen.

[Joe Brady @CoachJoeBrady]

1-0.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

The concept of choosing to walk out on stage with Chris Brown and Usher but refusing to stand on stage with and/or endorse James Talarico.

[Griff @Jram2TBJ]

JOSH ALLEN VS THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE

[Bilal Kazantzaki 2.0 @Bilalfnd2]

The unspoken thing here is that the jaw drop is not actually due to the scale of the dust plume but specifically because it is happening in New York. The same video taken in Beirut or Tehran would never get the same reaction from the viewer.

[welcome to our trash revolution @trash_panda97]

very sad that democrats have allowed conservatives to make this complete nonissue into something politicians feel they even need to dignify with a response let alone this. the level of hysteria over trans athletes relative to the impact they have on anything borders on psychosis.

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Absolutely not a feel-good story. Enslaved men making sure children can eat at school. What a dogshit society we live in.

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

NEW: Ken Paxton helped bury the records on 400 tortured lab puppies.

The current Republican nominee for Senate helped cover-up some of the most egregious cases of animal testing Texas has seen. https://t.co/MyAKviK7wg

[Jking💫🤍 @ILOVEYOUJKING]

Please donate and share this fundraiser. https://t.co/bUxI9ESdGx

Anything a help🙏🏽 RIP my TT🤍

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Except one

[𝄃𝄃𝄂 @jokicspurs]

@bihturt Alicent claiming cannibal

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Check. Your. Fucking. Fent.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[τobias Harris @tobias31]

Probably can't even hear yourself think at the Spurs arena after a made bucket!