Joking Computer

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Joke of the Day:

What do you get when you cross string with an instruction?
A language tea - chain.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a flashlight pain?
A torch - ure.

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Joke of the Day:

What kind of a bun has a tooth?
A saw - ft roll.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call an ohio tool?
A h - oh.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you get when you cross an ohio with a water?
An oh - cean.

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Joke of the Day:

What kind of a residence is small?
A minor manor.

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Joke of the Day:

How is a steadfast stack different from a quick limb?
One is a steady rick, the other is a ready stick.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call an aquatics with a saint john?
A swi - maine.

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Joke of the Day:

What kind of a dish is a chain?
String roll.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a time that has a handle?
A cricket bit.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a just coat?
A fair fur.

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Joke of the Day:

What kind of a stream is an ohio?
An oh - cean current.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a gold condition?
A gilt guilt.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a cross between a safety device and a new wave?
An avant - guard.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a belief imperfection?
Feeling failing.

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Joke of the Day:

What kind of an american state is lawful?
A true hampshire.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a shade with a flour?
A sha - dough.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a cross between a slice and a permission?
A piece pass.

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Joke of the Day:

What kind of a portion is a combat?
A fight meat.

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Joke of the Day:

What do you call a place with a run-up?
Bowling station.