𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ?

@joky__bro | jokes archive

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i like consistency. do not introduce me to a vibe u cannot maintain

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

a private life with your favorite person is a happy life.

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

the intimacy of communicating and fixing things together is top tier

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i wanna be in love with someone who is mutually obsessed with me

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

october will be filled with good luck.
october will be filled with joy.
october will be filled with positivity.
october will be filled with peace.
october will be filled with love.
october will be filled with success.
october will be filled with big money.

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i grew up hearing all you got is family but in reality all you got is you

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i hate how quickly my eyes get filled with tears whenever i'm hurt or angry

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

kids running to give you a tiny hug is the best thing ever

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

“i want you” with no action?

boring.

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

a woman on instagram is either very suicidal or a great yapper of all time

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

girlhood is holding hands in crowded places so no one gets lost

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i've been wiping my own tears since i was a kid, i got me don't worry.

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i'm mastering the art of being silent, even when there's a lot to be said

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

and suddenly life wasn't about living, it was about surviving

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

getting the ick from a friend is literally the worst thing ever

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

DO YOU ALL LOSE YOUR APPETITE WHENEVER YOU ARE ANXIOUS OR SAD OR IS IT JUST ME?

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

no rizz, just a girl who will either yap your ear off or go nonverbal

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

words stick with me fr... i'll never forget what you said to me

[𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙖 ? @joky__bro]

for someone who is afraid of failure, i’m very unmotivated