jordan ☾

an aspiring Samantha Jones

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

Hell of a run @PeteCarroll. Thankful for the times we shared. From High School all the way to the NFL. I am grateful for you and your spirit and wisdom. HOF career and human being. Much love and respect!
-25

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

@Icediamondss Where’d you get the times from?…

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

@FortniteStatus why does my queue time keep going up?

[Aubrey O'Day @AubreyODay]

And we are only on the preface.

[Mr. Yoncé Carter @QueenBeysKing]

Welp… @AubreyODay told us we were gonna learn… learn we did.

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

Will never get over how much of a vibe this song is @LordKebun @OfficialTaco69

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

🗣️ @ Chicago Taxis it is 2023, have cup holders in your cars

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

@_jessapp Bruh this!! Like it’s not a cute quirk it’s genuinely rude. Makes me so mad sometimes.

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

USHER. LAS VEGAS. APPLE MUSIC HALFTIME SHOW. #SBLVIII https://t.co/Vh4qVbiAa4

@Usher, @kimkardashian, @nfl, @rocnation, @nfloncbs

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

Loooved @AubreyODay on OnlyStans. I can listen to her stories alllll day. I wanna see her on @trishapaytas podcast. That’d be iconic.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

NSYNC REUNITES AT THE #VMAs ⏪

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

My favorite thing to do lately is start drama on the Ring neighborhood app Lmao

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

these ads are eating so hard i know this is about to be the worst season yet 🤩

[jordan ☾ @jolandraa]

@teena_thach I was just about to DM you and ask if the 24th rumors were true LOL

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

taking my first sip of pumpkin cold brew is the equivalent of iron man putting his suit on, i'm so serious

[Ang @justang912]

An emergency plan for if they ever see Mystikal

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Oh girl.
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