Jo

Smart, witty and insightful. All words describing tweets by other people, but the views are all mine. And I rarely tweet about work.

[Jo @jolay1]

@SimonMonger How do you cover your nose and not your mouth without blindfolding yourself with the excess mask?

[JB Barrington @JBBarrington]

On this day in 1984 Prince Charles & Princess Diana got a massive chippy tea

[Jo @jolay1]

@SimonMonger @BootsUK Had mine on Tuesday, though I had to pay. V quick and efficient, and I barely felt it! 👍

[Jo @jolay1]

@Biggreenbooks Yes, of course! I meant to do it yesterday but got completely waylaid. 😀

[Jo @jolay1]

@jrillo Not until October.

[Jo @jolay1]

@realife_mermaid @utterlybasil @DonutInterns I’m a lefty, and although I’ve never been *actively* forced to use my right hand, the world is generally set up for right handed people (ticket barriers on the right, table settings etc). You just learn to get along with it, even if some things still feel odd in your right hand.

[Jo @jolay1]

@BBCBreakfast Is his name really Neil Buchanan?

[Jo @jolay1]

@LornaETR @josierones My husband and I have a never ending Yellow Car Game going. We’re always playing and the scores reset at midnight. The hours fly by 😉

[Jo @jolay1]

@SimonMonger @disneyplus It’s more for the cartoons/dance routines/spectacles that go with them. I used to love Disney Time that was on BBC on bank holidays when I was a kid - just a clips show, but iirc it was mostly songs, and it was brilliant!

[Jo @jolay1]

Hey @disneyplus how about a feed of just the songs from the films? My toddler won’t sit through a whole film and fast forwarding takes forever, but he does love the songs!

[Jo @jolay1]

@O2 you’ve sent me five identical texts today telling me my tariff now includes 5G. Great news, but I only need to be told once. How do I make them stop, please? Thanks!

[Jo @jolay1]

@busbyjon We’re in training, but alas Ed will have aged out of the sport by the time Paris comes round. The World Championships will have to be our swan song.

[Jo @jolay1]

@jrillo What did you do in Costa to make them boycott you, James? 😳

[Jo @jolay1]

I’m watching a horse dance to a Phil Collins medley. And it’s an Olympic sport. #Tokyo2020

[Jo @jolay1]

@h0llyb4xter It seems that whichever agency you talk to has a different interpretation of resident that’s most convenient for them - they’re happy to take tax from you as a resident, but suddenly at the border you can’t actually be living there unless you have a green card 2/2

[Jo @jolay1]

@h0llyb4xter When I lived in the US on an L visa, I remember a jobsworth border agent telling me that despite having a job, renting an apartment and paying taxes in the US, I didn’t actually live there. Each time I entered it was classed as a visit. 1/2

[Jo @jolay1]

@Biggreenbooks Hello! Can I order What the Ladybird Heard and Stick Man by Julia Donaldson please?

[Jo @jolay1]

@busbyjon

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

investor: so it’s like a spoon going into a baby’s mouth?

orville wright: but in the air, yes

[Jo @jolay1]

@Isysuttie I was shattered, headachey and had a dead arm after the first one, but nothing much after number 2. Used it as a good excuse for a nap though.