Jo May

Amateur twitcher

[Liddle’ Savage @littledeekay]

@elonmusk So basically all of the new rules made for Twitter are going to be rules based on whatever pissed you off regarding your own account that week. Sounds impulsive and completely on brand. Bravo.

[Jo May @joleanmay]

@MargaretFerrier You really are a disgrace

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@LAMB_GB awaited their own made up deadline and now apparently lookaftermybills are being blocked because the previous switch hasn't been cancelled, yet I'm still receiving and paying bills from UW. Why???????????????

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@LAMB_GB I despair of the energy industry, I've been trying to use yourselves to switch since 16/09, but utility warehouse (utterly despicable company) threatened early termination charges, despite being within the 45 day 'switching window'. I cancelled the switch and patiently

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@KirstieMAllsopp I think someone's missed the point here. If you don't keep your car road worthy insurers won't insure you. The council need to make the playground safe...then the insurer will insure.

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@McInTweet Can you make it 26th, I'm seeing g Jimmy Carr on 25th?

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@TUIUKcares Why was I told it's being investigated when it clearly isn't?

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@FirstChoiceUK Still waiting for the outcome of your investigation as to why your tour guide overcharged me for an excursion. Can someone respond please?

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@MrsRolfie oooo what's Delia gonna cook when those bad boys come through?

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@MrsRolfie certainly won't be progressing to 10inch heels...everyone wanted swap shoes with me by 9pm #daft

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@MrsRolfie when in Rome...threading I shall do again as plucking is too painful. But fake tan...not loving that... #streakyfakon

[Jo May @joleanmay]

@MrsRolfie why thank you, must be the fake tan #towil

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Spot the idiot

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Rock on

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'This mo fo is gonna get the fright of his life....'

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@jimmycarr best show and come back I have ever seen. Couldn't care less what the media say tomorrow.

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@jimmycarr for the record, ill be watching, not just because I can't wait to hear what u say about the tax scandal...I love ur show anyway!

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@MrsRolfie oh dear, well I hope they have answers for u x

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@MrsRolfie I hope u get it sorted xxx