jojo

🇸🇸 • DC • 1867

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly DO NOT understand people who don’t let you merge. I mean, my lane is ending. Where else am I supposed to go?

[weird gal yankovic @bloodiedwings]

I used to watch them out of jealousy bc i could rap super bass word for word too at 6 n nobody put my ass on ellen

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ @jescha_r]

I need wizkid to get off his butt and do a USA tour 😭😭

[your favorite’s fav. @_missWILDchild]

I’ve realized, a kids meals really do be enough

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[zhané ⚢ @zhane_official_]

I AINT CHO SLAVE

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

doing weird stretches in your room is so important

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Before you lock in, first buy jbl speaker

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

I like being the girl people can’t quite figure out.

[emm. @roguebaguette]

whenever I see a rich man I want to take his job

[malakai @saintpatties]

my friends use no shade as comma

[݁ @i8bey]

removed a bitch off my spam account cause i don’t fw her no more

[🍊 @kvohru]

might continue larping football even after the wc ngl im having fun

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

They learned to do women's nose jobs, breast implants, bbl, lengthen legs, hair extensions, eyelashes and nails, remove hair all over the body with laser, do artificial tanning, cut out the labia majora, but they still haven't invented a cure for endometriosis

[poet @wavstxr]

dis nigga owe me $50 he ain’t watch my instagram story in 3 weeks

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Claude @pamadamss]

Niggas was eatin plantain and stew during the World Cup? No wonder the Europeans packed us up in the last 20 mins of every game.

[carson. @playboixcarson]

I loveeeeee saying “please like… she’s my friend” 😭😭😭😭

[jane 🎎🇭🇹 @_3ternalworm]

America in the first half

[sofi cara de ratón 🐭 @viviprncss]

Cada día me pongo más feliz que todos estemos despertando..