Not Julie

I research the world's deadliest animal for a living

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

To be honest, I'm thrilled fans of CoHo hate the leaked pics from It Ends With Us. Maybe someday they'll realize that it should never have been a movie (or book) to begin with.

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

Jesus is not calling you to the frontlines of a culture war.

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

Don’t listen to the haters - you actually don’t have enough books.

[PA Department of Health @PAHealthDept]

Mosquito bites are more than just itchy + annoying—they can spread viruses that make you sick. Keep mosquitoes away:

✅ use EPA-registered repellent
✅ wear a long-sleeved shirt & long pants
✅ use air conditioning or window/door screens
✅ empty standing water around home

[Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission @pafishandboat]

Protect yourself from ticks when enjoying Pennsylvania's outdoors.

Follow these tips and get more information from the @PAHealthDept: https://t.co/jutXho8K0O

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

I might have a lot of funny ideas, but at least I don't think all my self worth comes from getting married and having a baby by age 23

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

me every day:

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

You know it’s a sad
day thrifting when I can’t find
a singular duck

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

So the bullies, those mean girls, in high school? So yeah, they're all certified therapists now. Riddle me that?

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

Who* needs therapy when you have a good book?

*Probably everyone could benefit from therapy.

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

Went to Starbucks for the coffee. Stayed for all the cute dogs.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i will never turn down a candle, coffee, or a fuzzy blanket

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[blind date]

HER: I have synesthesia

ME {trying to impress her}: Blue

[abba shitpost™ @abbashitpost]

no, abba, thank YOU for the music

[jame @kloogans]

"do u want to go to the bar" no my brother i want to lay on some warm rocks like a walrus

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok have you ever had a Mozzarella stick

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

@ikaylaMay12 It's too late ☕️

[Not Julie @joliecoates]

Kinda hungry so I guess I'll just make my 3rd coffee of the day