Jo🌳

“We don’t stop playing when we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing”

[Jo🌳 @jolielarson14]

Don’ts by Dr. French:

1. Don’t do hard drugs
2. Don’t join Scientology
3. Don’t go to North Korea

@johnfrench99

[the brinch @brinley_kay]

so i saw a tutorial for a diy sock hoodie and-

[relatable @byreIatable]

“I’m gonna get my homework done early tonight”

[James Roday Rodriguez 🍮 @JamesRoday]

And....Happy #psych13 Psych-os!
Thanks for always being there. ❤️

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

I'm not fucking around robert where did you throw the goddamn ball

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

guys in public: let’s fight

guys around their girl: ᶜᵃⁿ ʷᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘʳ ʲᵃᵐᵐᶦᵉˢ ᵒⁿ

[Jack Stauber @JackStauber]

hot dogs

[Jon Cozart @joncozart]

Lol society needs to ride it's a small world a couple times cause the "don't be racist" stuff isn't sticking

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People with a stutter can sing without stuttering because the brain functions differently when processing words in melody.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

today is the sunday-est friday ever

[Nik @stfuIol]

bitches in middle school use to b like “wear a skirt w me tomorrow!!”

[burnsey @mrs_hippiequeen]

today is the 7th anniversary of san diego accidentally setting off their entire show at the same time, resulting in the funniest and most efficient fireworks show ever

(CAUTION: LOUD 😂)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A 7.1 magnitude earthquake just struck Southern California, the second in less than two days.

[Satan @s8n]

Can people please stop getting verified it’s offensive to me.

[Satan @s8n]

Fuck this, fuck that and fuck you.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

imagine getting a std from a tub of ice cream...