Jolie Weiss

CHS 20

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

Real conversations I’ve had this week...

Me: dad, can i make the cookies without weed this time?

Dad: your sister already asked that...

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

If you don’t know what an aglet is...I’m sorry we can’t be friends.

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

@clara97408678 Julithornhill122

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

@cashnow2020 Jennathornhill122

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

If you don’t know what an aglet is...I’m sorry we can’t be friends.

[Danit Silberman @DanitSilberman]

@realDonaldTrump this would be HUGE

[JMS @jmseab1101]

northern restaurant : we don’t have sweet tea here.

southerners:

[mr. trophy 🏆 @_lildubois]

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[ty’aiera 🦋 @tyaierabeafore]

the kissing booth should turn into a series because i wanna know if elle and noah make it work

[jules @juliatabrea]

me laughing at all these #APPsych memes realizing i got all the answers wrong

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

@CFreemanJAX @PonteVedraHigh @CreeksideATH

[Jolie Weiss @jolieweiss_]

Do u ever get so full that u and ur sister just start crying @ShelbyWeiss

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

i literally cannot believe spongebob and patrick were about to miss the deadline and king neptune was about to burn mr krabs then david hasselhoff just comes along & squeezes spongebob and patrick between his tits and blasts them off back to bikini bottom and they make it in time