Blackjack Savage

Noticeably contrary.

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Every shooting star you see is actually Goku shooting off a Kamehameha in space to defeat a world-destroying evil. Remember that.

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@nipplegalore Pretty funny coming from a guy who looks like the only art he enjoys involves animated girls and tentacles

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@ampm Mom you're so cool

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Just bought a diet coke and a twix bar at ampm and it cost $4.20 and me and the cashier both laughed humanity is great

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@ampm You wouldn't get it mom

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Second time this week someone I don't know asked me if I play an instrument ima start lying

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Then perish.

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

The toilet seat is ALWAYS up at our gay friend's house this is the life! @hadyngeorge

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

In #PineappleExpress, me and my co-writer Evan had to roll all the cross joints needed to film (about 100) ourselves because nobody else on the crew could roll them properly.

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@daniellealiceee My grandpa had a parrot who did the same thing but with a microwave noise my grandpa could never here. Kill the bird with fire.

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

This is a nightmare

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Every other man in my summer class wears basketball shorts and sandals to class daily like a uniform.

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Except for the Filipino guy who dresses like an investment banker

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@MBMBaM This show was gold

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Homeless guy to me: "Hey ponytail!"
Me to homeless guy: "Hey jorts!"

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Whose tryna walk to 7-11 and grab an Arizona like middle school I know you're out there

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@roscoe_peeko Harpy borthday

[wint @dril]

neo pets cinematic universe

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

@TOPSHELFSHAWTY_ Ps4?

[Blackjack Savage @JolliestRoger]

Here's the towel https://t.co/Q4gbllQuO6