jolly jules

mom of three girls and wife to the most patient man on the planet

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

Husband: *rattles a bag in the kitchen*

Me (one room away): What are you eating? Doesn’t matter, I want some.

Marriage, ladies and gentlemen.

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

Now the All Star Game is making me cry. Well done, Philly
#AllStarGame

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

Not me crying over the home run derby #homerunderby

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

So freaking happy for Jordan Walker.

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

It’s so bizarre to me when an oncologist and a nurse recommends a medication to a patient and she says “I’d like to research it” as if she can learn more from the internet than the oncologist knows about it. What a time to be ignorant.

[shree🪄 @Goldensky0]

The problem with a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don't want to finish the book

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

Forever in my top 5

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Tommy Boy turns 31 today.

Released March 31, 1995.

Just a kid from Sandusky, Ohio.

RIP Chris Farley 🐐

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

If that brave corgi story is AI I'm going to burn everything down.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

Welcome to your 40s: you now understand why your dad fell asleep anywhere and everywhere

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell.
Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

@newheightshow @Brandon_Borders @ConanOBrien @JasonKelce @tkelce @HillsPet

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[jolly jules @jolly_jules]

@BmanPatriot @AceHarold1937 @FoodNetwork And their honey mustard is top tier. Pairs perfectly with their turkey & swiss 🤤 agree about their tea too!

[madi 🤠 @barzillier]

the fact that it’s still considered “woke” in 2026 to think that women deserve respect is insane 😭

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

My nervous system cannot handle even one more video of that little baby macaque being mistreated

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant.

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

I ace my performance of this every morning for my children and it never lands

[brit @britnihemmer]

anyone else feel like they’re being water boarded with terrible news and information at all times

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

One of my favorite games to play as an adult is:

Did I take Tylenol 30 minutes ago
or did I just think about taking Tylenol
30 minutes ago...

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I am significantly more pleasant when chips and salsa are present.