Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
Top 5 favorite bars in the United States
1. 99 Restaurant-Billerica, MA
2. 99 Restaurant-Wilmington, MA
3. 99 Restaurant-Stoneham, MA
4. 99 Restaurant-Waltham, MA
5. 99 Restaurant-Woburn, MA
Hosting the first ever Twinks vs Dolls competition in the great country of Boston, Massachusetts and we've got the events laid out as
-Lobster Roll Speed Eating
-Dunks speed chug
And I'm trying to think of various other Boston themed activities