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🦋 she/her/hers

[E. @joltofimpulse]

the fact that i’m out here raw dogging life with no therapist and no antidepressants after 10+ years of both is truly wild

[E. @joltofimpulse]

I just referred to Benedict Cumberbatch as “Benadryl Cucumber” and now my husband won’t talk to me #DrStrange #BenedictCumberbatch

[E. @joltofimpulse]

When you’re NOT on the @WDWToday monorail but on a tram that says “please stand clear of the doors” and you automatically think “Por Favor Mantengase Alejado de las Puertas”. I think it’s a sign that I need to visit my happy place soon.

[E. @joltofimpulse]

I got locked out of @Delta account and the hold time is currently 4 hours on the phone and I need to book a flight today…help?

[Luke Bryan @lukebryan]

RT if you’d buy this Christmas album. #AmericanIdol

[E. @joltofimpulse]

@mindykaling A queen.

[E. @joltofimpulse]

Why does my mom still tell me when my high school has a snow day? Ma, I graduated in 2008.

[E. @joltofimpulse]

It’s not like I was ever a huge fan of Betty White but I felt such comfort in the fact that she was alive

[E. @joltofimpulse]

Rachel from Los Angeles, CA in Guest Relations at Hollywood Studios was a true gem helping us out with some ticket issues @WaltDisneyWorld @WDWGuestService @WDWToday #castcompliment

[E. @joltofimpulse]

Finally going to be in #WDW tomorrow 🤩🤗 @WaltDisneyWorld see ya real soon

[E. @joltofimpulse]

@MissionNsync Why is Joey the lowest amount? Justice for Joey.

[E. @joltofimpulse]

Why do people think it’s okay to FaceTime in public without earbuds? No one else needs to hear your conversation with your boyfriend while he’s lying in bed shirtless.

[E. @joltofimpulse]

Covid really out here like a goddamn transformer #covid #variant #transformers

[E. @joltofimpulse]

@Wendys who runs this account because honestly I need them to be my best friend

[E. @joltofimpulse]

So Harry could compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament without parent consent but he can’t go to Hogsmeade without a signed permission slip? Good one, Dumbledore. #HarryPotter

[E. @joltofimpulse]

I’m working in my company’s office for the first time ever after working from home for a year and a half and let me tell you that the hardest adjustment for me is having to remember to silence my phone as I scroll aimlessly through Instagram reels

[E. @joltofimpulse]

@Dannyboydonnel1 @SanguineNW WOW this is the best. They win Halloween.

[E. @joltofimpulse]

I finished binging #TheMindyProject for the second time. Now what do I watch? @mindykaling girl we need like 4 more seasons 🙏🏼

[E. @joltofimpulse]

WOW I feel so betrayed by #gmail. It forgot to remind me to attach my document in an email and now I need to send another email admitting my mistake 😰

[E. @joltofimpulse]

Is anyone else still mad about U2 putting their album on our iPhones without our permission? Just me?