jodie

no post on Sunday's

[Allan @AllanLawrence]

When we gave it the big time about a product for 10 years and now we have to use it for our clients 😢
@jomaco93

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Fuck fireworks. Banal noise. Annoying and pointless and terrifies animals. Cunts.

[jodie @jomaco93]

@TheMelkshamMan @Robyn49494107 Ew no

[jodie @jomaco93]

Pregnancy has taken away the only bit of skinny I have. My ankles 😭

[jodie @jomaco93]

@VeryHelpers Check your dms I've already done that.

[jodie @jomaco93]

@VeryHelpers hi my order arrived broken I need help thanks.

[jodie @jomaco93]

@VeryHelpers I've done this and had no response

[jodie @jomaco93]

At what age do you learn to successfully install a phone screen protector

[jodie @jomaco93]

@sainsburys Thank you for the aneurysm

[jodie @jomaco93]

@sainsburys imagine being on hold for 49 mins regarding a payment issue (10 mins before delivery is due) to be hung up on lmao.

[jodie @jomaco93]

i love that the sun is coming out to play, but i have sat indoors all day with all the blinds closed. #vampire

[Russell Tovey @russelltovey]

This #KurtZouma

[jodie @jomaco93]

wow ed sheeran is shocking live, & although I don't agree with the BMTH colab, oli sykes significantly saved the performance

[jodie @jomaco93]

Today I learned that brake pads aren't sand paper discs

[jodie @jomaco93]

@coxandcoxuk hiya any danger of a response to my last 4 emails? No response since 8th December, ta.

[jodie @jomaco93]

Watched the trailer for the new #AfterLife - realised I was not up to date with s2. I'm not up to date because it's SO HEARTBREAKING

[jodie @jomaco93]

As much as I am horrified to hear about the cervical screening changes, seeing countless images of speculums spread over insta today is making my ovaries twinge 😖

[jodie @jomaco93]

tests positive for corona. frantically checks the internet to see if i can pass it on to my cats 🥲

[jodie @jomaco93]

@Alpot86 @Robyn49494107 At least I got 1st mention