Jordan James Spitzer

physically 30, mentally 12.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump claims that if Jesus and God came down from heaven and said they were "going to be the scorekeeper here," he would win in New York, Illinois, and California

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@ATCER81 @AlgernonBlackw3 @Breaking911 6 bucks??? Do you drive a matchbox car?

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@ProFootballHOF

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@TodoDiaUmaLeak We cry together

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@ApeSandBearWich This is a chicken sandwich from where I work 🔥

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@jl5209 Always

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@ISanderson @_SlimSady2 For designing a free to play game the way they want?

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i forgot to tweet this earlier but last sunday, chris rock was presenting an oscar and made a joke at jada pinkett smith’s expense. will smith (her husband) took offense and went up and slapped him. if you google “will smith chris rock” you should be able to find more about it

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Run the jewels cause I kill a mic on any LP

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@BarkyBoogz What's your top 5?

[Genius @Genius]

what video game has the best music? 🎮👾

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@Zebbyboi1 @Bjorksbxtch @FuckU96961790 @fbgwayno Battery starting that album off is one of the hardest things I've ever heard

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@omieg89 @weebinbound @Ballislife Viral on top of being nationally televised?

[@jaysonrodriguez on Bsky/IG/Threads/Etc. @jaysonrodriguez]

Allen Iverson pulling up his Philadelphia nightlife spreadsheet to show James Harden

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Ohio what’s going on with this fella?

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

"Life is a golf game."

@ScHoolboyQ on how he's been changed by the game of golf.

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@33Milner

[The Red Power Ranger @ChillFrom94Til]

Why do women love The Bachelor but hate when their significant other tries to also date multiple women?

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@Williak96 I'm getting one soon because I've heard nothing but glowing reviews... I'm afraid it won't live up to the hype

[Jordan James Spitzer @jomax22]

@raptvcom That's like July 23rd Kanye time