Aitch

I'm really not that interesting...

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@elonmusk Cat check: Over the same period the migrant population of the USA increased by 17.6m. Elon Musk is a member of that migrant population.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

A brief note for @nadhimzahawi @ITV @GMB @kategarraway.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I don’t know if this really happened. But if it did, I salute you Alan.

[SharkyDX P.M.D🦈🪖 @Sharky_vs_cobra]

@RupertLowe10 @zarahsultana Nah after you chose to abuse the victims of the dunblane massacre you lost all hope of ever being taken seriously ever again.

Congrats on becoming a political leper and showing the world you're nothing but cancer.

#ToHellWithLowe #sicko

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Whoever came up with this deserves a standing ovation. 😂😂😂
“Stop the bungs” with Count Binface standing on the beach while Nigel Farage rows away in a boat full of cash… satire doesn’t get much better than this.

[Aitch @Jomdaisy]

@Phelloderm_ May the 4th be with you.

Didn't think I'd forget, did you...? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chad Scott @cpscott16]

Just a reminder: in 1982, when Great Britain was attacked by Argentina, starting the Falklands War, the United States did not come to their aid because the Falklands are not in the North Atlantic and the British did not bitch about it.

In 1956, when the French and British attacked Egypt, causing the Suez Crisis, despite the fact that France and Great Britain are in NATO, the United States not only refused to assist, but went to the United Nations to condemn them for attacking Egypt.

In 2019, when Turkey decided to attack Syria, the Trump administration had the Pentagon send out an official notice that they did not support the campaign and would not send troops.

So kindly shut the fuck up, everyone in the White House.

[Aitch @Jomdaisy]

@end3of6days9 This is scripted, it's fake. The acting is atrocious for a start, and for another, they would never announce them as "social services", they call themselves "social care" and have for a long time. Children's services would never get involved in this for a 17yo!

[Aitch @Jomdaisy]

@JobiWanGaming @fesshole Don't feel bad, they just make it all up themselves now.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@NadineDorries Cat check: The suspect arrived in the UK in 2020 and was granted asylum in 2022, all under a Conservative government that Nadine Dorries was a member of.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Nicely lined up there on my feed! 😆

[Aitch @Jomdaisy]

@jk_rowling Oh, and The Christmas Pig, I bought that, too, just in case you didn't think I felt sorry enough for you.

[Aitch @Jomdaisy]

@jk_rowling I've bought them three times, individually and in two box sets. You definitely have my sympathies.

[Elizabeth Grace @Elizabeth_Gra35]

Every child-mum separated by the pseudo concept & DARVO litigation tactic of abusive fathers citing ‘parental alienation’ where domestic abuse evidence was dismissed/not heard needs restorative justice in light of the @UNSRVAW report and Harms report. Who is with me? #HELP #uk

[The Narcissist Box @NarcissistBox]

#reactiveabuse #domesticviolence #psychology

[Aitch @Jomdaisy]

@Phelloderm_ May the 4th be with you...

Let's be honest, it'd weird if I didn't at this point xxx

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The world’s richest man @elonmusk is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a @Tesla.
Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin.
(In collaboration with @politicalbeauty)

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

"So concerned were Reform MPs at child abuse, none turned up to the Commons debate"

https://t.co/SAScNWHqnV

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

So Nigel Farage, who has repeatedly accused migrants of making women unsafe, is now refusing to act against a fellow Reform MP who was jailed for beating up his own girlfriend and is now calling for a 'debate' on restricting women's reproductive rights
https://t.co/J3kjaFG58U