jomoyo

eat lightning, shit thunder, build networks. in the event of a water landing, i am designed to act as a flotation device.

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

Georgia. Shit. I'm still in Georgia.

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

Team No Sleep. Who’s coming with me.

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

Help me, @LinkedIn @LinkedInHelp @LinkedInEng

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

Locked out of my @LinkedIn account for months. Identity verification won't work b/c it thinks I've done it already (I haven't). 2 DMs to @LinkedInHelp, nothing back. One support case w/ a ref number opened through the site help page...nothing...help!

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

This annual subscription is through @apple appstore. @AppleSupport, any Apple employees date a LinkedIn employee and might still have their number? @LinkedIn is dead air. Maybe a wellness check for @LinkedInHelp?

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

Locked out of my @LinkedIn account for months. Identity verification won't work b/c it thinks I've done it already (I haven't). 2 DMs to @LinkedInHelp, nothing back. One support case w/ a ref number opened through the site help page...nothing...help!

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

Locked out of my @LinkedIn account for months. Identity verification won't work b/c it thinks I've done it already (I haven't). 2 DMs to @LinkedInHelp, nothing back. One support case w/ a ref number opened through the site help page...nothing...help!

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@ChefReactions Ooo! Kinda related: how often should I be disassembling the pressure packing in my rice cooker, versus just running the sanitize cycle?

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@Daramgar Or so the legend goes

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@TrekCore https://t.co/fsYlDzyLE1

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@DavidSacks Maybe Pompeo isn’t all so bad. Let him cook 🇺🇸 🇺🇦

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@LitMoose @UK_Daniel_Card Just…thanks.

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@TheRickWilson God I hope he fuhrerbunkers himself.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

“Both sides suck!”

Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Just a reminder that you are doing your best, and that’s more than enough. It’s okay to take it one day at a time.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I love you, Georgia.

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

I miss the Grand Old Party (GOP) and long for the day when we can return to healthy and principled partisan debates. (We idealistic hippies sometimes need to be reined in by practical conservatism.) But this election is different… and much deeper than D versus R and left versus right. It’s a clear choice, and the survival of our democracy is on the line.

The world needs not the chaos of Trump but the stability of Kamala Harris. The world needs America.

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

How are you gonna shoot up a Four Seasons? “Aaaaa these bathrobes are just TOO F’ING LUXORIOUS!!!” *blam blam blam*

That being said, hope everybody’s okay.

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

no, comrade—OUR neck. OUR back

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@AkilahObviously BOOM

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@orca_an @RevDaniel Since we’re on the topic, wet erase markers are pretty life changing, too.

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@GAFollowers I don’t even need to see the rest of that tattoo on dad’s arm to render judgement. Guilty.

[jomoyo @jomo_io]

@RightforAmerica Bulllllshiiit

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i lied i don’t have netflix

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