Joseph

NYC

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@winniebrawntown Cubbyhole… we ride at dawn.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@mrsashleyeftink The way you parent is so refreshing to watch tbh.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@westcoasthomo_ How is this even a question? BK wants you 😛

[beatrix fortress @thugpop]

Nyc really does feel like this when u having a good day.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@gwils_17 Lmaoooo after you tried to drag me and Mary for playing this

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

My gay ass reading “the hole will be so large and hard to fill” in a work email about someone resigning

[lurk laugh loathe @thisisminenowk]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you took a party drug.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

Was just reading a really sad NYT article about dementia patients, unaware that crop dusting was an actual farming thing, and they described an elderly patient as “a former crop duster” and I was like “noooo you cannot do this man like that PLEASE” 😭

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@gwils_17 This is the sad tortured homosexual in Rules of Attraction that I thought I related to so much when I was like 15 lmaoooo

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@winnieforu I have been waiting so long for you to acknowledge this. Thank you.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

Why is the Star-Spangled Banner such a bad song? I think I liked her whole Joanne era better than this, and that’s saying something.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

“This may be used for oral or rectal temperature taking” damn this Walgreens thermometer really thinks covid has made me lonely enough to stick a $10 usb drive in my ass. And you know what...

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

People who hate political correctness will complain about things like pronouns for 45 minutes instead of just taking 7 seconds to apologize for getting someone’s pronouns wrong and moving on. Babe, there’s an easier way...

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

It stresses me out that people are still living with their “last active xyz moments ago” setting on their Instagram... baby no

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@chapstweets JACK

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@aFloralBorealis Why is this response funnier than my tweet 😂😩

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

What did we all think we were going through when we were like 11 years old listening to Evanescence lmao

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

Someone tell me why I can finger a guy and realize I haven’t washed my hands hours later but if I eat any kind of finger food I need to wash my hands immediately. Yes, this is my first tweet of the new year.

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

A friend recommended I check out a singer because she’s gay and her brother tried to defend me and said “don’t box him in like that, thats so stereotypical” and it was really cute until I had to be like “no, that is true... I usually do like LGBTQ artists a lot more”

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

@GLENNCLOSEt Ok true lemme go pour a glass

[Joseph @Jomosexual92]

Think I need to delete Twitter because everyday at least one person posts about how they’ve decided to drink that night and all of the sudden I’ve been wine drunk 7 nights in a row, because I got FOMO from strangers on the other side of the country.