Jon

Medic. Gastronaut. General sports fan.

[Jon @jomperidone]

Standard procedure for the day #MedTwitter @admit_medics @MemeRegOnCall

[Jon @jomperidone]

Hi @getmarshmallow I’ve received an email saying my recent claim had been closed. I have not authorised for this to happen, and have been trying to speak to an advisor without any luck. Can you assist me with this issue?

[Jon @jomperidone]

The other delayed parcel is now out for delivery but this parcel in question is still stuck in the final sorting station. No one seems to know where this is. @AmazonUK @AmazonHelp

[Jon @jomperidone]

I’ve been trying to track my parcel which has been delayed for any two days now. I have spoken to several customer service assistants without any help at all. I am getting different stories about updates and I am growing increasingly frustrated. @AmazonUK @AmazonHelp 1/2

[Jon @jomperidone]

For everyone wanting to learn how to suture chest drains

[Ron Barbosa MD FACS @rbarbosa91]

🧵regarding 'the crimp' and other technical pointers having to do with securing surgical drains with suture.

We'll go over my preferred method, other methods like the Roman sandal, some errors people make, and other factoids.
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[Jon @jomperidone]

@KingsResp D

[Dr Robert Laurenson @RobLaurensonD4P]

This is untrue. We set no preconditions unlike you.

These were the additional preconditions you wanted us to sign along with the others you set to get in that room.

Weird that you would blatantly misrepresent the truth like that

Who do people trust?
Politicians or Doctors?

[Dr Robert Laurenson @RobLaurensonD4P]

Today we went on strike.

I heard @SteveBarclay wanted to urgently negotiate on sky news.

Weird cause I didn’t get an email inviting me.

So I went to DHSC and the Cabinet office but unfortunately Steve was out 😔

Steve says one thing but wants another. He wants these strikes.

[Resident Doctors @BMAResidents]

Thanks to this Government, junior doctors can now make more money serving coffee than saving patients.

From tomorrow we take #JuniorDoctorsStrike action so we’re paid what we’re worth.

[Tim Ricketts @timricketts_]

This article is massively disingenuous, bordering on malicious. I’ll break it down step by step. Brace yourselves, it’s yet another 🧵1/?

[Jon @jomperidone]

@StormySturgeon His Glass Eels gone broke and now he’s got no legs to stand on…

[Resident Doctors @BMAResidents]

Junior doctors have voted YES to strike action in England.

This is a giant step forward for junior doctors and #PayRestoration. Thank you to everyone who worked so hard for this. Keep an eye out for next steps. #BMADoctorsVoteYes https://t.co/aqmKXZXKN6

[Simon Fleming 🛠 @OrthopodReg]

🚨🚨 the vote is in🚨🚨

#juniordoctors have voted unanimously to strike.

98.06% yes vote.

For the second time in my training, we will do what is right, not what is easy and pursue industrial action

#medtwitter #NHS #NHSStrike

[Jon @jomperidone]

@Carra23 It’s called the crab theory, @Carra23. Completely agree with your argument

[Jon @jomperidone]

@AdamMcKola A wise man named Bruce Lee once said…

[Jon @jomperidone]

@mevparekh *Coffey machines

[Jon @jomperidone]

@ShannonAnNead @CatrionaRennis1 Oh please don’t let it be a reason to calm down! I’m infuriated that they’ve moved to a prime location knowing services and wages are being cut. About your question - I’m afraid I don’t know.

[Jon @jomperidone]

@ShannonAnNead @CatrionaRennis1 This is not in RLH but a separate corporate office in a Canary Wharf skyscraper

[Jon @jomperidone]

@voteforhani @feleciadsouza I’m really sad to say this but wait for even higher deductions from your PAYE in a month or two… 😔

[Jon @jomperidone]

Hi, where’s the pork???? @cateringasph

[Catering at ASPH @cateringasph]

In the Edukitchen today, we have on the menu;

- Classic Vegetarian Paella
- Char Siu Pork Belly
- Grilled Chicken Supreme

#greathospitalfood