Jon Carter

I enjoy shooting, camping, devouring food, listening to music, Ford's, videogames, road trips, hanging with friends and chilling in the outdoors. Broncos 😍

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

I feel like the 80s was the last decade of #shitbox cars

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

@riotgames When are you bring back fracture?

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

I feel like I need to burn more fuel when I see a #tesla on the road.

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Y'all heard of the one piece? It's a treasure all pirates seek. #onepiece #treasure

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Anybody think Jeff bezos was upset when the couldn't get 2 day delivery on his kids? #tiredthinks #prime #amazon #neednap

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Where is the new #Herbie movie? Give us what we want.

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Dodge and BMW drivers must have learned at the same school, cause they never leaned about turn signals. #leftstick #drivesafe

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

@Apple your phone's are having problems receiving texts over WiFi, please work on that. I can send texts on wifi no problem to every other phone, but iphone has major problems receiving them.

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

I have come to a conclusion; I have no idea how LinkedIn works. I looked at an old scout leader profile, I guess it tells them that??? Cause he looked at my profile. My profile is definitely a meme. #sendhelp #deletefaster #linkedin #what #Confused #idk

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

@lilToastyToast @C3_Carnag3 @G4TV Cause you old

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

I only hate doing things that other people do like a complete moron.
#peoplearedumb #idiots

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

If your a gastroenterologist, please leave your card in the home Depot bathroom, those men need you.
#homedepot #gastroenterologist

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

@lilToastyToast @sheluvyarii Sorry

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

@portlandgeneral Sad, I appreciate the response thou.

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

@portlandgeneral was wonder if y'all had a program for people to come get used telephone poles?

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

New measurements that have come to my attention. Humpback whale can be 52.8 feet long, so 100 in a mile. So now I'll be using that instead. Also 2 dozen inches instead of 2 feet.

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Just so y'all know, the "N" on a compass stands for "nowhere". Just trying help everyone. #compass #nowhere #truenowhere

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Anybody else worried that when shampoo is falling down your face into your eyes that you might actually trap the shampoo into your eyes?

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Whoever decided to name the Character in the new doctor strange movie "America" and the proceeds to have lines like "steal Americas power". It kinda spoiled the movie, cause no one steals Americas power. Also I thought I was miss hearing the entire movie. #marvel #DoctorStrange

[Jon Carter @jon117killer]

Old men know they are cutting in line and being pushy, we just let them. #oldpeople #slowpeople