jon allman

Follow me and Chester FC - Keep It Real

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@CestrianJames We can recycle the same tune for his chant . . . if he's any good! 😁

[jim dryden @covjim]

@johnbarrett2468 Get all premier league players to donate a days wages...you'd have millions..

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@aroog1278 Trees!
. . . . . shaped to look a bit like a Zebra's head.

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@JSWC1995 Probably just asking if she's married.

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

⚠️ Early Bird Deadline Day is here!

Season Ticket prices rise at midnight tonight. Let's push that number up. 👊

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[John Barrett @johnbarrett2468]

Oh fuk off! I just see its Soccer Aid tonight...millionaires asking us for money.Why don't all the multi millionaires there give a million each? Us normal people are fucking skint trying to pay our bills & running our cars because of wars that for some reason affect us.fuk off.

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

Summer Signing Number 3️⃣

The Early Bird Season Ticket Window closes on Monday night - Make sure you don't miss out! 💙

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[PaulineM @Pauline04023347]

@EllisJon1 @jon_allman @ChesterFC @ColinWoodt3 I assumed, particularly in Connell and Colin’s case, that the delay in thanking them was because of the uncertainty of their futures but it seems disconnected now that PP is up and running. I just want them to know how much we appreciated what they all did and wish them well. 💙

[jon allman @jon_allman]

#BuyLocal

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@bandit12blue 🤣

[SoccerWithSam @SoccerWithSam]

Didn't even slow him down, Hull is going to record a sack on this play, and if Morris wants to make it to the Prem he's going to need to learn how to give his QB at least 3 seconds of protection.

[PaulineM @Pauline04023347]

@ChesterFC fans do you feel a tad sad that we never really got a proper chance to thank Calum McIntyre for all he did for the club after he left and more recently both Connell Rawlinson and @ColinWoodt3 for the brilliant end of the season. I hope we will be thanking them. 💙

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@smokyblacon1 @SpennymoorTown He's got no ambition 😏

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@Theodora8 Bang on the money!

[Chester FC Academy @CFCYouthAcademy]

🔵 U13s can now sign up for an Open Trial to become part of our Academy setup for next season.

Scan the QR Code to register your interest!

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

🎫 Existing Season Ticket Holders now have just one week to secure your seat ahead of 2026/27.

Grab yours at Early Bird prices now!

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[jon allman @jon_allman]

@FBAwayDays That little guy was a giant hero!
#Respect

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@Theodora8 Spot on 👍

[Chester FC Academy @CFCYouthAcademy]

That title-winning feeling! 🏆

[jon allman @jon_allman]

@queenofaerobics Dance at my party 😉