Jon Heinrich

Digital transformation consultant, writer, photographer, yogi.

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"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning.

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You know what this country needs right now? Another season of #TedLasso , who’s with me?

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@DrGundry Maybe he means that Denmark eventually lost to Finland? What a scary event!

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@chopaganda Yeah I would like to pay no taxes.

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@RealSpikeCohen @elonmusk I have an electric car, it is nuclear and hydro-powered (per my local grid.) Not perfect but it’s a step

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@elonmusk Is there a formula to convert Doge to Celsius? How many Doge would it take to change a lightbulb? If you “make it rain” with Doge would there be an equivalent “catcoin” to indicate it’s raining really hard? How much torque would Doge withstand in a torsion test compared to a dime

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@elonmusk I’m still trying to understand Doge @elonmusk Eg. How many cups of flour fit in a Doge? How many kWhs does it take to drive a Doge from San Fran to NYC? Would I need to charge it on the way? How many of pounds of thrust would it take to get a Doge into low earth orbit?...

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@chopaganda Don’t forget there are sports and *spectator* sports. Big difference. One includes athletics; the other includes nachos and a couch. We would all be served to play actual sports, albeit with caution.

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@chopaganda #borat

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@margotwood What’s next for authors with experiences to share? I feel like I am entering a world where books are gold—for those that know to collect and read them.

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@chopaganda I am exhausted 😩

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PSA: In case you’re wondering why the IRS deposited a small amount into your account this week, they are issuing refunds for interest to folks that paid taxes on time. https://t.co/4JmLS0gu1L

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@HeyAllieMoon Good Omens is a great examination of the human experience and the nature of right vs wrong through the most epic points in human history. So so good, have watched the whole Prime series 3X now. 💸😈

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You had me at Spatial Access

#advertising #marketing #digital https://t.co/hXLxXS5OBl

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Digital transformation is not usually this sexy, but...new digital experience for Lamborghini? Sign me up! #lamborghini #digitaltransformation #salesforce #deloittedigital #humanexperience https://t.co/Pz4QrAouMA

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“How B2B is going from transactional to experiential” - Here is a great podcast featuring Apurva Pangam, part of the new Commerce Reimagined series. Check it out if you're interested in #b2becommerce and where it's going. https://t.co/elMqo8xyZm

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Today is International Beer Day? I had no idea! (what month is it!?) How about the 5 funniest brew ads for a good laugh on Friday afternoon? C’mon, you deserve it 🍻, cheers all, have a great weekend!
#creatives + #beer = #agoodlaugh https://t.co/apdIGwNbWb

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Key takeaways from NRF NXT ALL ACCESS: Including, “digital killed the radio....” and what’s happening with omnichannel now that fulfillment can come from anywhere? https://t.co/imyx9Aj4wc

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I've enjoyed working with my digital transformation colleagues to find all the ways technology as sprung ahead in the age of social distancing. Here are a few ways Deloitte has teamed up with Salesforce to help. Stay safe out there! #digitaltransformation https://t.co/2PvFNFzkbf

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@davidfrum Nothing a sharpie can’t fix