jon ortiz

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@Spotify playing constant commercials about upgrading so you won’t hear commercials is the modern version of a Mob Shakedown #ChangeMyMind

[Daniel J Isom @djisom]

I love you @Wendys

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@MoonPie Is the pope catholic?

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

#4chan ... can you find Kawhi ? Do your thing. #kawhi #kawbye #spurs #NBAPlayoffs

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

Excited to be the 195th 😎 on @BackerKit for Rite Press — The 'No Mess' French Press. https://t.co/v4PFYKlDTe

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

As a parent of a 2-year old, the sound that scares me the most is Silence ... #parenting #fatherhood #terribletwos

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

Is this true? @Wendys https://t.co/RCu64WAjld

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

Possibly one of the best #amazonanswers ever

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@IaianArchibald @MoonPie @Wendys Plot twist ... @Wendys and @MoonPie are the SAME person !! #Dun dun dun !!

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Treat her with love and respect you took a vow John https://t.co/oTUmC2lKCY

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@MoonPie It’s the day after. May I tweet you now?

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

All I want for Christmas is Her. #christmassongbreakuptext ... single bells, single bells ...

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@MoonPie .. Are moon pies on the moon just called “Pies” ? Asking for a friend

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

#Harvey2017 #IrmaHurricane #CNN https://t.co/wjl3yMQ0uF

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

Common Sense is not Common .... #smh #CommonSense #fail #fact

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@Kia do you have any idea how offensive this ad is? Saluting like the French and the slogan is horrible #memorialday

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@RobertSABeerGuy Damn ! I missed this one

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

Great finish ... sluggish start to OT tho. I almost pissed my pants with this Manu play. Remember when he did this to Dirk and we lost? #gsg https://t.co/krUGwQ6MHM

[NBA @NBA]

Spurs win a HUGE Game 5! #GoSpursGo

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

@Walmart. still sell these? Anyone buying these masks should b immediately arrested or do people ski looking like this nowadays? #uptonogood

[jon ortiz @jon_jdub]

I just realized that being a father means going around the house turning off lights every day. #fatherhood #smh