Writer of over 300 live television shows including 28 Oscars and 29 Emmy Telecasts. 12 time Emmy nominee and two-time winner of the Writers Guild Award.
Donald Trump is furious he didn't win Nobel Prize in economics. No one has helped the bottom line more of people struggling to get by on 9 figures a year. #NobelPrize#trump#EconomicGrowth
Just got an emergency broadcast alert that a cougar on the prowl has been spotted by my house in Santa Barbara. I thought she was Ambassador to Greece. Which is more dangerous to young Thad. #KimberlyGuilfoyle#Californianews#wildanimals
49ers owner Jed York suspended 6 games and fined $500K for trying pick up a hooker. $500,000 for a rub and tug! Robert Kraft said "dude, never pay retail". #JedYork#NFLNews#RobertKraft#49ers
Tony Romo sacked...again. This time by CBS. In court Tony pleaded the 5th...then drank it. This is the worst thing to happen to him since his botched hold versus Seattle, Worst part his sponsor is Mark Sanchez. These write themselves. #NFL#TonyRomo#CBS
Three things no one can explain. What Tennessee officials were thinking. What Cornell University officials were thinking. And what were network officials thinking what they green lit According to Jim. #christapike#cornell
I thought Drake Maye dropped the ball and embarrassed himself until I read about Cornell and the Tompkins County DA. #cornelluniverity#drakemaye#chiphi
Top political expert says Gavin Newsom signing bill to ban child marriages will cost him votes in West Virginia and will result in no endorsement from Woody Allen. #Newson#childmarriage#woodyallen