Jon Starkey

Lifes a garden, dig it.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

Trying to make lemonade out of just lemons is a lot harder than it sounds

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

Waking up to snow >>>

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

Always tired

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

Drove my truck for the first time in three months today. I almost forgot how much I want to roll it off a cliff.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

My boss made us breakfast and gave me the morning off to go duck hunting.. she’s the real MVP.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

I hate taking a nap thinking it will make you feel better and it does the complete opposite.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

On a scale of 1-10 I’d give September a solid 2.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

In. ✔️

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

Have you ever woken up on the wrong side of the bed for three weeks straight? Cause same.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

I don’t think I can do the whole work thing today

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

What a weekend

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

My life is a series of unfortunate events.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

There is nothing more frustrating than not being able to fall asleep.

[M|A|C|Y @Macy_Lewis]

Can we put this weekend on replay?

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “Oh no you’re fine” as a response to “Sorry.”

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

How’d I get so lucky?

[Faber @dfaber84]

If she responds to your sarcasm with even better sarcasm, well...

Good luck Charlie.

[Faber @dfaber84]

They aren’t really your friend unless you can flip each other off as you drive by.

[Jon Starkey @jon_starkey]

Tuesday’s suck.