Mason

Just a chunky Chad in a world full of slim Jim’s

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

iPhone screens crack like Colombian Bam Bam dude this is bullshit

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

Call & text everyone you love and care about right the fuck now and tell them you love them

You never know when it’ll be the last time

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

Shoutout to the king who only has a gym membership to talk to the cute girl at the front desk. I have faith in you bro.

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

I have a perfectly rational fear of old guys with fucking pony tails

[c ✨ @thedumbestmfb]

@jon_thiccc BABIES

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

OH MY GOD BRO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[c ✨ @thedumbestmfb]

@jon_thiccc BABIES

[Quan ⋆ @Quan2Real_]

When my fam ask me what dish i brought, ima say “beef” & then swing on my cousin

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

@BrazyJG You’re fucking gay

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Just wanna make sure I got this right. Twitter is doing Instagram and Instagram is now doing TickTock. YouTube is doing television and Facebook is doing eBay.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

Just so we’re clear, ‘‘twas not a shart.

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRO

I JUST DEADLIFTED 315 BUT FARTED THE WHOLE WAY UP AND THERE IS A GIRL RIGHT NEXT TO ME LMAO

MY BAD LMAO

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRO

I JUST DEADLIFTED 315 BUT FARTED THE WHOLE WAY UP AND THERE IS A GIRL RIGHT NEXT TO ME LMAO

MY BAD LMAO

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

@BrazyJG BUT DID YOU WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY?!

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

As a veteran, 💫he’s a fuckwad 💫

[Winn @winniemariee]

the audacity from the male species is insane

[Pop Smoke Media @PopSmokeMedia]

If you're going out for a free #VeteransDay meal, don't
make us all look bad by:
1) not tipping your server
2) being rude/arrogant

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

Damn, how long did it take to get your CDL?? 😥

[Logan @logannhowe]

Incase y’all were wondering, yes. Yes, It’s very exhausting carrying around this DUMPTRUCK all day every day😧

[Mason @jon_thiccc]

Feels good to be back getting yoak3d

[T @WimmerTessa]

If anyone would like to support marines drunkin festivities tonight my cashapp is : $tesswim
Venmo is: @ Tess-Wimmer

Thank u for ur time,