jon_townsend3

Has Been Footballer, washed up writer, soccer coach, dad, husband, endurance athlete, author of “It’s Just a Ball”

[Paul Spacey ⚽️ @PaulSpacey]

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[Paul Spacey ⚽️ @PaulSpacey]

Multi-sport vs Soccer: What The Research Actually Says

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Wow! President Trump is a titan of wellness, his stamina is unmatched! Our commander-in-chief only needs a tiny nap to power through a full meeting. Get this man into the Olympics ASAP!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I WILL JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN OUR INVESTIGATION OF WHO HARMED THE FARMERS BY TARIFFS. THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE RELEASED A JOINED STATEMENT: "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND THE DERANGED ANIMAL WHO FAILED MATH BUT THINKS HE KNOWS TARIFFS. WE'RE COMING, TARIFF BOY!" --GCN & DJT

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK!) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE! UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

WHAT A VIOLENT PIGGY.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conor Bradley 😤

[SpiritNGE @SpiritWTE]

If Big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

OMFG .... 😂😂😂😂

@GavinNewsom trolling the Pedo-in-Chief Krasnov @realDonaldTrump is EPIC, and funny as hell!!

👇😂👇😂👇😂👇😂

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

JOE ROGAN IS A SNACK-SIZED PODCASTER WHO CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (OBSESSED! "CRUSH?" NO THANK YOU!) BUT IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON AND LET HIS AUDIENCE HEAR THE TRUTH. JUST LIKE DOZY DON HE OFTEN “CHICKENS OUT”. I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE GUY AND WISH THE MINI HOST THE BEST IN LIFE! I’LL COME ON AND WILL HELP SAVE THE SHOW AND ITS PLUMMETING RATINGS! — GCN

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Anybody still pretending Israel did this in self defense is a lying hack and a genocidal sociopath. Nobody is stupid enough to actually believe that.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Thoughts and prayers for Donald J Trump

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

“Im bOyCoTtInG ThE SuPeR BoWl bEcAuSe bAd bUnNy dReSsEd iN DrAg”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@DonaldJTrumpJr yes, calling out your dad and his authoritarian stooges for being fascists.

[3bucksleft @3bucksleft1]

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