Jon Simpson

Always thinking about what to do next...

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@JDTRadio #Ozil looks quality, v. happy. Fair play to Shelvey, fronted up for post match interview, wish more players & refs did the same.

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@JDTRadio Liverpool have got 12 players on the pitch! What's Shelvey up to?! #loosepasser

[X Games @XGames]

Happy shredding this weekend! #xgames

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@JDTRadio @lucyamills lol, clean sweep, wasn't expecting that! My work here is done.

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@JDTRadio @lucyamills Lemon Chicken, Crispy Shredded Beef, Egg Fried Rice & Chicken Chow Mein? How close am I?!

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@JDTRadio ah the hygienist, they take great pleasure in scraping the living crap out of your gums, brought a tear to my eye last time. #evil

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@JDTRadio Good luck fella! Brushing extra hard before you go won't fool 'em by the way! #dentistsscareme #chairofpain

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@HPPCosmos I'm looking at another 6-8 weeks on the sidelines, ligaments on the other ankle tweeked, cropped in game on Wednesday. #gutted

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

#dejavu #ow! #gutted #aaahhhhpeas #football

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

If the chequebook creeps open this window, forget strikers, sign defenders and tricky wingers. Bring thro Zelalem, a much needed spark. #AFC

[X Games @XGames]

The moment before the moment! #xgames http://t.co/6kdrzvibZq

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@stephenfry 'I'm a little teapot'? #sochisalute

[Chase Jarvis @chasejarvis]

Holy sh*t. Watch a full size helicopter ride a skate ramp + do a rail slide http://t.co/vUcizYDsY3 (scrub to the insane parts)

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

Pellegrini says Sinclair can leave City for £6m?! Wenger, sign him up! Easily as good if not better than our current wingers. Bargain.

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

@rickygervais MC spherebonce appearing in a remix? Pilkers rapping hard about his grifter and split tennis balls? #surefirenumber1

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

Hobbling round like a wizened old man after last night's footy, blisters the size of £2 coins. #not18anymore #HPPCosmos

[matt willis @mattjwillis]

“@UberFacts: stare at the red dot on this woman's nose for 30 seconds then look at a wall, you will see Beyoncé.”

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

Holding in a trump only for ur guts to make the noise of a trump anyway. #embarrassing #pointlessetiquette

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

Chances of Murray v Richardson II? although I feel Garry may be ringing in sick the next couple of days. Awesome win btw for @andy_murray

[Jon Simpson @jon_tye_sim]

Why am I watching Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. #tootiredtogobed