Jon

here it isn’t

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say “at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman”. Lmfao

[Jonathan™ @J_Overstreet14]

Thanking Tesla for making a safe car and then immediately explaining that that car autonomously drove itself over a curb and into a light pole at 40 MPH is actually insane.

[Julie Street 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Juliest101]

It's like being proud of shitting yourself in a lift in front of everyone.

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon fired the entire cleaning staff at Twitter headquarters without warning or severance pay

[Andrew Dixon @sheffield_andy]

Bravo Lee Anderson for telling it as it is.

I remember my wife making such a big deal about nearly dying during childbirth but she soon piped down when I pointed out she'd never been through a major World War I battle.

Checkmate I said and all the nurses laughed and hugged me.

[Mark @sparkymf86]

Lee Anderson trying to get to a constituency meeting.

[chase @cfree94]

upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Non halal meat is of course the result of animals tickled to death.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

😭💀

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win

[The Secret DJ. @SecretDJBook]

You see this, this is what happens in real life. The bots can't show up on the streets.

On the right there (yeah the far right) are the 6 nazis who turned up to cause mayhem.

Everyone else is there to stop them.

This is England.

[Jon @jonabbott_]

The only positive of this fucked situation is the abundance of videos like this

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 Gotta be honest, this lot don’t look like they’re up for a revolution.