Jon Agee

only took me 2 years to recover my hacked X account. my reward: getting to read my tweets from 2012

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@whitejcw4 Hand it to Brett bish

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@SenSchumer @SpeakerMcCarthy just a friendly Independent voter reminding you & yours I DO NOT care what you wear to work, only that you get the job done. Hyper partisanship doesn’t look good on any of you…

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@TheDemocrats Why is forever crossed out on forever stamps?

A: The United States Postal Service requires a line through the word "Forever" when the stamp is pictured. This is done to prevent counterfeit copies. The stamps you receive do not have the line through the word.

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@Apple fix whatever you did to our keyboards. If I wanted a janky, non-responsive device that can’t interpret the most basic user input, I would purchased an Android

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@MyFavMurder @StevenRayMorris Growth is good. Anytime there’s a spark, expansion, friendship and skills explode, there will be advancement on all levels. He’s a pro. As is all of ERM for supporting him moving on 👏🏻 More high organizational emotional I.Q. 👍🏻

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@CalltoActivism I skipped the pre-op blood work, Crumb’s decline has a rapid 2 months after. I sheilded kid from the death of our Boxer Toby, it caused an enormous amount of grief & trauma. It was better to involve him. I learned the hard way. You did the right thing, although tougher!

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@GageGoulding Important to remember how not right in the head or desperate you would need to be to do this. That pup deserves a loving, caring home. That man needs help

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@cwebbonline I think we should drug test jurors

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@mings_ga Highly reco punching the Bursar, worked for Hamilton

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@WilsonvilleOR The flagging staff needs to cycle through right of way rotations faster. Doing so in 4-6 min increments lined up cars to the freeway to the east and entrance to Villebois to the west. We were in line-up for 14 mins Sat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@Santos4Congress You'll sashay away soon enough gurl. Your drag name is now Miss Kitara Scarycoochie of the Grand Ol' Party House

[ESPN @espn]

What a moment ❤️

Lucas Lacina, a high school wrestler with cerebral palsy, pinned his opponent for the win!

(via JillWinger-Lacina/Facebook)

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@_B___S Same with 4 pre- and teen boys

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@mattxiv Tell me you are off your meds without telling me...

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@pattonoswalt Who's belittled him? He has zero qualifications for public office and questionable character. Otherwise, seems like a nice guy

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@AdamParkhomenko I have missed him so much.

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@Nordstrom stoked to find it online AND on sale, bummed it arrived in a 📦 with ZERO protective packaging material. Shattered, kinda like my vision for this candle as part of our holiday decor 😞

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@TODAYshow if Jacob Ward is intrigued by electric commercial vehicles, he should see what @DaimlerTruckNA has done to create "big change for big rigs" https://t.co/DDsfe59ctT

[Jon Agee @jonagee]

@potterybarn I don't know who spilled iced coffee on the email server laptop, but 11 marketing emails from you since Friday is not cool. You look desperate, STOP

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@davidhogg111 It was nice carrying water onto the plane while ignorant to the ways in which we terrorized the rest of the world...