Jon Green

When nothing goes right....

Go left!

[Jon Green @jonagr1]

@BBCNews Agree with this, but how do you stop kids stabbing each other??

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Space balls... makes me laugh. Jon from Kent

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Got to be plasterers... everyone likes to get plastered now and again, but I've never heard anyone say they wanted to be electrocuted 🤣

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@absoluteradio Matt Black Socket

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@mrdanwalker is the time really 57 minutes past 6? What happened to 3 minutes to 7? Or even the good old "coming up to 7 o'clock" or even "just before 7" @BBCNews

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@Gsendarchers 🤞

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#KeepOutdoorArcheryOpen #SaveOurSport @AdamHollowayMP @archerygb

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@GordonRamsay @fredsirieix1 @Ginofantastico I have not laughed so much, what a brilliant programme. You must have had a blast.. Can't wait for the next series🤞

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@astro_timpeake just saw you pass over Kent. Brilliant @Space_Station 👍

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When is national #slapBob day?

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@chipk0 Got the same in our house... my wife's birthday today. Have a great day all you Christmas Babies #merrybirthday

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@Se_Railway what's happening with the website? Spent 1hr trying to log in to buy ticket, still no luck ☹

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@Se_Railway @TLRailUK New journey opportunities - meaning - "you can't get your usual train as we've made it earlier, so you'll have to get a later train which will be much more packed than before." #notinthepublicinterest

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@TracyWillmers @transportgovuk Done....

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@transportgovuk pls investigate. Just found out new Southeastern timetables have moved a train from 17.26 to now depart at 17.05. How the hell can commuters possibly make that. I'm sure this is being replicated across the networks. Surely a transport policy is designed for use?

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@Se_Railway This means you have stolen 45 minutes of my evening for the summer as I will now be home that much later. Will I be reimbursed for my time, given a discount on tickets, provided with a better service? I suspect not, as the later train will be full of those not on the earlier one

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@Se_Railway what's the point of the new timetables starting in May?? 17:26 Blackfriars to Rochester will now depart at 17:05. Suppose this will now run on time as no working commuters can leave the office at 5pm and get this service anymore. #rubbish #notinthepublicinterest

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#BringBackRobotWars can't believe @BBCTwo has cancelled @UKRobotWars - no wonder UK has a shortage of engineers. Kids should be encouraged by programs.

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#BBCTheBriefing chance for companies to rip us off.. small portions, same price. Education is the key - you know if you eat too much/don't exercise you get fat.. self discipline is the answer!

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@tradinghouse great night last night - who were the 2 guys playing guitars? They were awesome