jonah

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[jonah @jonah1478]

October is objectively the best month no matter who you are or what you’re interested in thank you for coming to my ted talk

[jonah @jonah1478]

@JomboyMedia Just after the cardinals put up 30 over 4 games, PNC has a weird energy

[Daiazal @Daiazal]

Don’t underestimate the swag of a white boy who’s pumped up on orange juice

[jonah @jonah1478]

Lil gabbin good for the gool

[jonah @jonah1478]

It’s just a regular bowl for guys like me

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i'm at large rn

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

you could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. i’m very waterboardable.

[jonah @jonah1478]

Spotify wrapped but it’s all cancelled artists

[jonah @jonah1478]

Is Ella Purnell interested in a dude that watches a metric fuck ton of Criminal Minds or no

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[jonah @jonah1478]

Scorigami saving a hit tweet for the next 41-40

[jonah @jonah1478]

@PFTCommenter it’s just “Helen-a”

[cary @brokebackstan]

if we are now considering it glutenous to eat a breakfast sandwich you can just kill me honestly

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

One well placed “oh hell nah” at the weapons screening fucking killed at the theater. Probably such a rush

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Fun fact: mosquitos aren't the primary food source of any species. If we eradicated mosquitos, it would have basically no appreciable lasting impact on the Earth's ecology, and we would only benefit from it.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

doing fireworks inside this year because it’s too hot out

[ellie 🏎️🏁🚒💃👙🏝️ @ln4buckley]

imma go into the peacock hq myself and release the love island episode atp WHERE IS IT #loveislandusa

[jonah @jonah1478]

Rip Isaac Newton you would’ve hated Wicked ❤️

[mel @memegodmel]

finally saw sinners can y’all do the discourse again