Jonah’s Bachelor Party

I’ll take it easy when I’m dead.

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#PleaseSponsorMe

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Imagine you go to pay the exterminator and your card gets declined so he just throws the raccoon back into your basement

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When you’re with your really good friends, you can always joke about how long your weiner is and how it’s the biggest in the group, but when you’re with your best friends, they have have all seen that your weiner isn’t that long and that Mike’s weiner is actually the longest.

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This one is for the doctors

This one is for the nurses

This one is for the essential workers

This one is for the boys with the boomin’ system top down AC with the cooler system when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck like he savin up and he real he ill h

[Chamatkar Sandhu @ChamatkarSandhu]

Don't get it twisted folks. McGregor went 10 rounds with Mayweather in a boxing ring. Floyd wouldn't last 5 mins with Conor in the Octagon.

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@zaners_

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I can't open up a child labor sweatshop in my basement but Costco can enslave old people https://t.co/I95YIynfBD

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Who would win in a sun staring competition?

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@tia_hammond Yeah dude Shaw's tight

[Big Ceo @ceobudgang]

I'm Finna Show Yall Bitches How 2 Make Da Relationship Last

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It's gonna be so cool to see where my friends are at in a couple years like where they work or who they're dating or what gender they are

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Our RV is having problems so we're having our mechanthicc check it out

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I live in Draper https://t.co/L8yc5J81ct

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Hey @Sethrogen wanna hang out this weekend?

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Everyone says I've been a huge dick lately so I think I'm gonna blame the alignment of the planets

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Successful 4th of July:

Burned my shoulder ✅

Set my garage on fire ✅

Threw up 5 times in McDonalds drive thru ✅

Hated communism ✅ 🇺🇸

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@mhgedeon I'll never make that same mistake twice

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Police: "son you can't streak naked through park like that, there's plenty of children here. I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you"

Me: https://t.co/MCyIwSIEzO

[jay @fatherjstn]

Been waiting on this feature man 😓

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@Andrew_Frisc I'm taking the mat out right now lmao