John Mon

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

Me: maybe I'll try something different at subway
Me to me: get the same sub you've been getting for 15 years

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@almypal_ I like my cheesecake like I like myself

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@netflix the people crave a random episode option. Let me know.

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@KeiranSeaman You’re adopted

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

Has anyone checked on yodel kid?

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

Kidney stones? Hard pass

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

At this time of year I really have to give a shout out to Blistex Lip Medex, that shit is the balm

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

We need a turn signal that clicks on beat with whatever music is playing in the car @elonmusk

[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
Thank you 🙏🏻 #ButteStrong #payitforward

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@KeiranSeaman Sucks man. Hope you find a replacement soon

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
Clif bars are just bear paws for grown-ups

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@KeiranSeaman I couldn’t agree with you more man. Great analysis. Can I share this with some colleagues?? Cheers

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

One does not simply go to the ski hill without forgetting at least one critically important piece of equipment

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@spodermenpls @C_Thomps12

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@KeiranSeaman No

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@codesforguys @alexodonn

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

I'm high key excited for cold weather

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

@_JoeyMason Falling down is kind of like getting hit by the world

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

If you ever want to feel incompetent try brushing your teeth with your off hand

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

So like what do June bugs do during the other months?

[John Mon @jonahan_monahan]

It took me 21 years to notice that dogs blink too