jonahbloom

Strategist, writer, geographer, and self-described photographer.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@nahuelhilal @Tesla Great news …

More cars on the malfunctioning roads.

More people maintaining their bubble vs. engaging with others.

An industry that employs millions in jeopardy. )Meaning consolidation - choice ⬇️, price ⬆️ - service reductions, and unemployment.

Is this is all great?

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@Phil_Baty @timeshighered Real journalism here!

[Lauren Johnson @LaurenJohnson]

GIVE THE FARMER'S DOG EVERY SINGLE SUPER BOWL AWARD.

[Jim Stengel @JimStengel]

The Farmer's Dog - With America’s love for dogs, amazing this is the only pet nutrition brand in the #SuperBowl. And they nailed it. Shows the culture really gets - and cares about - pets and their owners.

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

"utilize" 👉 "use"
"however" 👉 "but"
"in order to" 👉 "to"
"in the event that" 👉 "if"
"has the ability to" 👉 "can"
"due to the fact that" 👉 "because"

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Get your tissues ready!

The CEO of @thefarmersdog says its #SuperBowl commercial is a love letter to dogs.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@Delta @Starbucks The account linking doesn't work. You're doing a lot of promoting a frustrating experience.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@emmabo Presumably this is marketing. And it sure seems to be working.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@PPA_Live @bmorrissey Agreed. But also thanks to the random link from this tech platform that alerted me to this. 😊

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

FUCK YOU @tedcruz

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@bmorrissey @jake_abraham Straight demographics.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@ChrisSonzogni @bmorrissey I think this is the best justification (tho' creating froth is the likely reality). It's a $3.5k purchase of a piece of kit that the user couldn't repair/maintain. The Chicago Tribune reported that salespeople say the fact it's sold by a startup is a leading objection.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@rorysutherland Brexit, anyone?

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@Asurion @CGtwelve_ Might need that big bag of rice folks...

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Seeing Jim Jordan silently trapped inside the little angry box in corner of the MSNBC feed while Mitch McConnell punctures the Trump conspiracy bubble with the same cold efficiency that he would use to kill a bill to help schoolchildren is a delicious start to the afternoon.

[Jess Phoenix, Lava Connoisseur 🌋 @jessphoenix2018]

I'm going to tell my kids this is Captain America.

[Autumn Chiklis @AutumnChiklis]

My mom in 2016: What is a “majority leader”?

Mom in 2021: It looks like the most populous counties are counting their Mail-ins first, but if Democrats can hold their margins in Savannah and Fulton, chances are they’ll maintain their lead...

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@kenwheaton That's what makes it so perfect. It's a much better answer than the question deserves.

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

Tweet of the year.

[KK🏆 @kaileeaj_]

My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭

[jonahbloom @jonahbloom]

@bobby Truth.