Jonah Diaz

💥 TXST Percussion | ‘25 🥁

[Jonah Diaz @jonahdiaz31]

How tf does Buc-ee’s have the best gas station restrooms on Earth but their urinals don’t have splash guards smh #dobetter @bucees

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Up-charging for bacon in a breakfast taco is criminal

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4 door Mini Coopers shouldn’t exist. 🤧

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Waxing gibbous going crazy rn

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Tell me why my right hand has gyroscopic abilities but my left hand doesn’t. Make it make sense

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Update: I got a 100 on said essay. 🧍🏽‍♂️

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My prof. made our essay due the Monday after Thanksgiving break. To get back at her I will be making her grade an extra 1000 words over the initial word requirement.

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No, this is not a joke.🧍🏽‍♂️

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@maddiewidlowski I jus be takin by bread raw. No buttuh needed.

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Make it an extra 1200 words. 🥸

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It’s f*** txst parking services ‘til the day I die.

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@AlexSmith101101 More than life itself. ❤️

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I miss my dog, and no I ain’t talking about my homies 😔

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All I want is to go to the beach with the people that I love. Is that too much to ask for⁉️My happy place.

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Spanish guitar is the best genre of guitar music.

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@GregAbbott_TX Damn. I knew Greg Abbott was dumb but like, holy shit.

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@GregAbbott_TX Ayooo we ain’t rockin with dis https://t.co/raQi7EUaVk❗️🗣

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@AustinAngela Nope, not yet. One day.

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@myastrudel The driver can always choose to either accept or deny an order so anytime you order DoorDash, it’s at the driver’s discretion. If I had the means to deliver food in this snow, best believe I’m picking up that extra $10 per delivery.

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@dickysdongus Only the weak minded