Jonah Durtschi

[Lee Fang @lhfang]

Here’s a tweet I wrote four years ago https://t.co/rlw3FbsFlV

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Oh look: The Onion outsmarted all our media today! https://t.co/4bcarUSU05

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

i animated a mbmbam bit i really like

what can i say, i love silly names

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

THIS is what you want to focus on, not Trump's stupid rally. THIS action actually brings change. https://t.co/ZSQJwZjRyO

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

I hate to break it to everyone, but teacup pigs are NOT real. Please stop making me want one by saying otherwise.

[wint @dril]

i will not build a single snow man... until i respect , all of the real men, first

[ret @rad_milk]

don't assume someone's gender just because they are back in town

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

Well I know I'm not in great shape, but that's just pretty rude

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

To everyone getting married shortly out of high school; I wish you the happiest and most painless divorce possible ☺️

[wint @dril]

fellas... you know i dont ask for much... but my fake US embassy in Ghana just got shut down and i dont know if i can make rent next month,

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

I think I'm living next to my first crack house! Growing up is such an adventure!

[ret @rad_milk]

ME: (to a "lib tard") hey on obamacare can you get prescribed a "chill pill" lol

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

"Everybody wants to steal my girl, find another one cuz she belongs to me" ❤️️Romantic song lyrics ❤️️😍😍😍

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

Is a St Patrick's Day song about "painting the town green" appropriate for a Christmas playlist? Cuz Sunglass Hut seems to think so.

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

People sure seem fired up lately. Did I miss something in the news?

[Jonah Durtschi @JonahDurt]

Guys I think Evan Mcmullin might do it!!