Jonah Pashby 🐛

Seriously, y'all. Stop it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Operation Orange Chicken.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Difference between a staged assassination attempt and a possible real one.

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Of all the things that Trump's done, why on earth was he EVER allowed to run after J6?

For the 1st time in US history:

A president incited an insurrection to prevent the peaceful transfer of power. Six people died as a result,

I will never understand it, will you? 🤔

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

kinda nuts that we live on the only planet with fresh, drinkable water and we’ve decided to waste it all on war and artificial intelligence

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely DO NOT get the endgame. If the plan ends with a ruined planet, collapsed economies, and no working class left to spend money. What are billionaires actually hoarding wealth for? To sit in a bunker with numbers on a screen that don't mean anything anymore? Like what is the actual point? 😭

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

There’s a lot that President Trump can do to make our lives better.

Dying, for example.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If the universe lasted 800 quadrillion years, it still would not be enough time for you to sufficiently go fuck yourself.

[David Attenborough @fandom_david]

We can’t survive without bees.
We can’t survive without forests.
We can’t survive without healthy oceans.
We can’t survive without clean rivers.
We can’t survive without fertile soil.

And somehow…
we still act as if humans exist separately from nature.

[David Attenborough @fandom_david]

Canada is on fire.
Europe is on fire.
The Amazon is on fire.
Cities are breaking heat records.
Rivers are drying up.
Other countries are drowning in floods.
Storms are getting stronger.
Seasons don’t feel like seasons anymore.

And somehow…
climate change is still a debate.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Nothing unites the world more than everyone hating Donald Trump.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Booing Donald Trump is the closest thing to a national anthem for the world.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid a special election is election fraud.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

If Fetterman leaves the Democratic Party, how would we know?

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

“History will judge him.”

Fuck that. I want him judged now with real, contemporary judges.

[Jonah Pashby 🐛 @jonahpashby]

@Julius_Kim She's telling you that you're her bitch. She is claiming you.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

It's not left versus right

Its decent people versus assholes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I wish the goal of civilization was to care for each other, the animals, and the planet, not to increase productivity for literal psychopaths.

[Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @RogerZenAF]

They say it comes in threes...

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now