Jonah Schnell

[Sarah Anne 💍 @sarahanne1212]

When I spell restaurant right on the first try:

[Jonah Schnell @jonahschnell]

You are not wrong

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

“I’ve been feeding off them for 16 ½ years now. … I love being a Cardinals player. I’m about 100 percent positive that Cardinals fans love the Cardinals more than I love being a Cardinals player.” — Wainwright

@stltoday #cardinals #stlcards https://t.co/WjGK55360M

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

“I’ve been feeding off them for 16 ½ years now. … I love being a Cardinals player. I’m about 100 percent positive that Cardinals fans love the Cardinals more than I love being a Cardinals player.” — Wainwright

@stltoday #cardinals #stlcards https://t.co/WjGK55360M

[FanDuel Sports Network Midwest @FanDuelSN_MW]

You just couldn't have scripted it any better. Nolan Arenado homers to give the #STLCards the lead in the home opener.

TV: Bally Sports Midwest
Stream: https://t.co/68lHu2kJ17
#STLFLY #HomeOpener

[Jonah Schnell @jonahschnell]

EDMAN STARTING OFF THINGS AT BUSCH RIGHT!!!
#cardinalnation #letsgocards

[Ben Frederickson @Ben_Fred]

Happy home-opener, #STLCards fans. The fake crowd noise had nothing on you all. Glad you’re back in Busch. Glad there will be even more of you there in the near future. A ballpark isn’t a ballpark without a live, real soundtrack of fans. You were missed! Enjoy today.

[Ben Frederickson @Ben_Fred]

It’s like when your dad drops the f bomb

[Jonah Schnell @jonahschnell]

@TalkinBaseball_ DBacks

[Ben Frederickson @Ben_Fred]

Arenado came in hot

[olivia @0liviacollins]

I seriously love the obamas so much

[Jonah Schnell @jonahschnell]

@AllWriteWGHS so excited for @miklasz!!!!!

[MLB Memes @MLBMeme]

NL East > NFC East

[Jonah Schnell @jonahschnell]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF PISCOTTY IS HURT

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We take from the poor and we give to the rich – that is the Republican philosophy.

[MLB Memes @MLBMeme]

#Legend

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

@BernieSanders That was sarcasm, by the way.