Jonah Connor Sutton

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

I found a good way to make friends. Buy a cup of queso and of chips from Moe's, and just put in the middle of a table you're sitting at.

[Cryptozoic @Cryptozoic]

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[Cryptozoic @Cryptozoic]

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[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Today the hard work of change begins.

I signed an Executive Order saying that police agencies MUST sit down w/ community & adopt reform plans by April 1 to be eligible for state funds.

It's time to put pen to paper & enact systemic reform.

No reform - No funding.

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

@Happy_Giraffe75 Don’t forget how you got it 💩

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

I feel like it’s summer vacation between junior and senior year. I sleep until noon, spend hours on an app that shows me 10sec videos, eat Mac and cheese cause it’s all I have, and can’t go to any girl’s house cause their parents are home.

[Bridget Grimm @bgrizzleswizzle]

Day 1 of self isolation and this is what we’ve got #coronapocolypse #coronavirus

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

“I need to see top to bottom to give you an opinion” -abuel My Uber driver

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

You’re not a physics dork till you get in a argument with a guy in a bar about weather we landed on the moon or not

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

Me: Just trying to get through my 4hr shift at Best Buy

Customer: "So I have two kids Ashley and Nate. Ashley has two kids Quinton and Blake, Blake is girl if you could believe it. Nate has two kids too, John and Katy. Luckily John and Quiton are both 14, so they're buddies..."

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

To all the gay guys that said I was hot, thank you. To the girl that made out with me, my snap is jonahsutton. To the security guard I almost punched, fuck you.

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

Spotify has taught me three things:
My music taste in 2017: Horrible
My music taste in 2018: Awesome
My music taste in 2019: Horrible

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

"if I have to look up another constant about concrete I'm gonna kill someone" said by a structural engineering major

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

Is this the trailer for the next Joker movie?

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

J-E-T-S! JETS JETS JETS!

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

He doesn’t have the courage to stop and address this brave young woman.

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

Girl-"What makes you want to loose weight and work out?"

Me-"Well the fat kid from IT has a six pack in IT chapter 2, and he got Jessica Chastain."

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Apple just made SO MUCH money today selling $1000-dollar 64GB phones.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

On my first day as president, I will sign an executive order that puts a total moratorium on all new fossil fuel leases for drilling offshore and on public lands. And I will ban fracking—everywhere.

[Jonah Connor Sutton @JonahSutton]

Even my delivery driver knows what kinda day I'm having.