Jon Alft

Stand-up Philosopher @greenbaychat Podcast

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

"They're never gonna survive."
--me, grumbling about my kids as I rearrange the dishwasher that they just loaded.

[The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru @Garrett_Archer]

It didn't go well.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

This is definitely extraordinary.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Federal Aviation Administration ordered a nationwide ground stop Friday for all airlines "due to extraordinary circumstances and for reasons of safety." https://t.co/PU3fT4R5QO

[The GBC Podcast @greenbaychat]

Episode 152 - A New England

A euphoric episode filled with high praise for the @packers victory over the New England Patriots, 45-27, in Week 9.

And we get ready for tailgating Sunday morning in Lot 1 as the Minnesota Vikings come to town.

#GoPackGo

https://t.co/VUONsMPal4

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@ryxcommar I scored a 54 (I’m actually 56).

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@Matt_Fra_ @SleeperNFL That would be amazing.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@Garrett_Archer This is why nobody likes you.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@DanRShafer Her hair was perfect.

[Packers Give Back @PackersOutreach]

We are welcoming Blake Martinez and Johnny Jolly back to Lambeau this weekend! Blake will be visiting with fans at surprise locations around Lambeau Field on gameday from 10:25 to 11:25 a.m. Johnny will be visiting with fans during that same time in the Legends Club on the Associated Bank Club Level, an area accessible to game attendees with suite or club seat tickets.

https://t.co/PsTbQuLF8N

[The GBC Podcast @greenbaychat]

Episode 152 beverages:

Jeff: @RussellsReserve 10 year old Bourbon

Neal: Mystic Vinland Native Yeast Series

Jon: @EmpressGin1908 @LUXARDOUSA @GiffardLiqueurs Aviation

Grab your own beverage and get ready for the talkback show.

#GoPackGo

[MLB @MLB]

World Baseball Classic Champion
World Series Champion
All-MLB First Team selection
22-year-old Jackson Chourio had an incredible 2026!

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@GunEagleFreedom That time that you almost enlisted right after high school should count.

[MLB @MLB]

Jacob Misiorowski is the 2026 National League Cy Young Award winner!

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@LancePlourde @GunEagleFreedom Thank God you finally figured it out. You grew tedious you fucking twat.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@LancePlourde @GunEagleFreedom Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that English was not your primary language. That explains why you missed the joke.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@LakeMichigan13 The American units of measure remain undefeated.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

DOUBLE IT

Jordan has been voted @FedEx Air & Ground NFL Player of the Week for the second week in a row.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@LancePlourde @GunEagleFreedom Cope harder Captain Oblivious.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@LancePlourde @GunEagleFreedom We also point and laugh at the accounts that miss the obvious joke.

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@AshleyInMKE @westofwhereiam OK, this changes things. You need more specific information based on your arrival time (you said 10:00/10:30am). The other factor is which way are you getting to Green Bay? I-43 or I-41?

[Jon Alft @jonalft]

@SenorGrumpy @KnowingBetterYT …but nobody is ever around to hear them.