johann stubbastian

i miss vine

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

feels like every time I go through a break up I get exponentially hotter

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

@Aeropostale canceled my order for the vikings satin bomber jacket not once, but TWICE. and now it's sold out. great. 💔

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

days since work made me cry: 0

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

no better feeling than taking my anxiety meds with iced coffee ���‍♀️✨

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

yall ever think about how crazy it is that plants grow FOOD from water, dirt and sunlight??

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

i hate hot weather mostly because my ideal state of being is wrapped in a blanket

[LAY'S @LAYS]

like if your team lost, retweet if your team won #SBLIX #OnlyLays

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

im getting really tired of living through historically significant events

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

It’s perfect.

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

@kayteefox LMAOOOO not the “I have decided to give you a chance” 💀

[Eli Corbett @eli_corbett]

Welcome back to #Minnesota, Chuck.

@NBA // @NBAonTNT // @Timberwolves

[UNRL @unrlco]

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[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

@unrlco @Linseritis @AliciaTHanson

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

@RUFFLES @nba_paint Pls give me potatum shirt 🥔

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

me to my alien: so this is an everything bagel

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

I miss her 🐾

[RUFFLES @RUFFLES]

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[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

@Insta_dome And that’s on almost birthday twins PERIODT 💅

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

does it bother me that people are friends/friendly with my emotionally abusive ex? yes. is that fair of me? no. do I care? also no.

[johann stubbastian @jonanabananaz]

why anyone would even want to associate with him is beyond me. but have fun being “friends” with a narcissistic asshole who is incapable of thinking of anyone but themself