Michael

DFS player, part of the Dangerous Nights Crew 💦🥩

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@conquertheno Blue. Then you time travel back three times to when you are presented the pills and you pick the other 3.

Very stupid question.

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@ResilienceX3 spit roasting Fisher

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@TheDunkCentral shut up Lamar. nobody cares

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@Brandoniswrite picks 152 and 180 are wastes of picks

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@Butterfinger @WeAreTopRamen absolutely fucking not

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@TheCowboysNet hard pass

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@JoeyO70 zero chance Dallas is remotely interesting in this terrible deal

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@united perfect for fatties!

[Because We Live Here 🇺🇸 @BWLH_]

She’s married to a Panda Express manager in Pleasant Prairie, WI.

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@RapSheet OH NO, THE SEASON IS RUINED

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@fd_guru all your lineups and slips have been trash, can't believe people pay you for this dogshit

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@mpelaezmma pussy little bitch is what he is

[FD-GURU ™ @fd_guru]

MLB Season Membership Giveaway

1 person who RETWEETS this will win!

MLB is a month away and I'm coming off of my best season ever! Some major wins for everyone, looking forward to this season

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@Marcus_Mosher no, we'll take 2 first round picks , tyvm

[Michael @jonasDFS]

same energy

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Bills new stadium looks pretty cool...

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@RapSheet Dabollololololol

[Michael @jonasDFS]

@RapSheet he won't be back until Nov 2026, mark my words

[Michael @jonasDFS]

fixed it for you, SIR. Mister President, SIR (with tears in my eyes)

[Michael @jonasDFS]

weird that god would let you get injured just so you can tell people about god, but okayyy 🙄

couldn't he just as easily miracle your ACL back right this instant if he really wanted the publicity?

it seems the most likely reality is that god simply doesn't exist and never did

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

I may be sidelined, but I am not defeated. This injury is my greatest test—a moment God allowed to strengthen my testimony. I believe He walks with me through this storm and chose me for this fight because He knew my heart could carry it. I’m deeply grateful to the Packers organization and my teammates for their unwavering support, love, and belief in me during this season. I trust His timing, His plan, and His purpose. I will rise again.

[Michael @jonasDFS]

someone check Stafford's fanduel account

dude definitely put the house on over .5 INT