Jonas Alty

you thought you knew, but then things changed

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The guy who’s on tape asking Georgia Republicans to find him 11,700 votes wants you to believe Democrats in Georgia are cheating. Be fucking serious.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

They killed our pensions and floated it as your responsibility in the form of a 401k. They gutted unions who fought them to secure more rights for workers. They consolidated power and hoarded all the wealth just to call you lazy for thinking you deserve better.

[Black Guns Matter @blkgunsmattr]

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs.

Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082

Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden.

That probably means it should be public info.

[Micah Thurston 🆓 🍉 @thediabetic86]

These dipsh*ts genuinely believe that they’re inventing god

[🇺🇸Boston Teabag Party🇺🇸 @gogogadgetpew]

@JasonBassler1 Remember kids: if you’re ever called to serve on a jury of an individual accused of destroying Flock cameras, you don’t have to find them guilty even if you know for a fact they did it.

A mistrial due to hung jury is preferable to a guilty verdict.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

If you are a waitress and no-call, no-show even one shift, you could get fired.

But you can be an ancient elected official at the highest levels of our government and just go AWOL for weeks or even months with no real explanation, and we're supposed to pretend that's... fine?

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Money saved: 0

People killed: 757,314

[Retney @retneysholocron]

“This generation will not be defined by its great games or incredible tech, but rather by corporate greed, mismanagement, and anti-consumer practices.”

Nailed it

[xadran @xadrani]

>Be born in 1949

>Don't have to fight in a war

>Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69

>Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month

>She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother

>Bring her home and marry her

>Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained

>Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year

>rent out my land for decades

>retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use

Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps!

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Martha Stewart went to federal prison for what he’s openly bragging about.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Americans realizing Trump out-traded Pelosi in just 1 year compared to what she did in 25 years

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

If you display the confederate flag at any time during the year, you should not be celebrating July 4th because you actually support the traitors that tried to prevent this country from existing.

[𝘼𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙞𝙧 🛫 @AncapAir]

So... A bribe.