Michael

sports fan, gamer, joker, socialist, athiest, introvert, pluviophile, he/they ❤️🇺🇦🌈🇵🇸🌊 alt: @jonasDFS

[Michael @jonasdash]

@Its_All_Taken because he'll revoke their media access and they'll be unable to sell advertising if they have no reporters in the room

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@RapSheet good. fuck him

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@RapSheet @EAMaddenNFL enjoy your curse

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@HawkEmDownChris B and it's laughable how much better of an athlete he is than Tiger. Not remotely close.

[Michael @jonasdash]

@neo_shroom you said on stream before that twitter was the best place to reach you about decks, so here we are.

I've got a few brews, but this one is my favorite right now. If you're ever looking for something different to play, give it a spin =)

https://t.co/LsYzYOgD4m

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@HostileCowboy you're wrong

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@RapSheet I look forward to watching the Steelers be complete shit yet again

[Michael @jonasdash]

@Scionic_Tech @RapSheet so all 31 other teams?

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@SheKnowsBall_ 6. deep dish pan style, with extra cheese and jalapeños

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@ABMetaX_ I've used that slogan for years!

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@RapSheet we're firing them all and hiring competent ones? anything less than that is a complete failure

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@dwpoker I love her but I don't think she is long for the game. Aubry is coming for her

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@braves2430 @S_D_M_21 @anthonyjeselnik @mulaney @JamesAcastor @boburnham oh shit, I forgot to include the late great @normmacdonald - truly a master

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@braves2430 @S_D_M_21 it's hard to pick one , but it's @anthonyjeselnik, @mulaney, @JamesAcastor, or @boburnham

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@uwotc_official power to the people ✊🏼

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@timeforjeffrey oh noooo! Jesse hit his head and his brains leaked out :(

[Michael @jonasdash]

the REAL truth

[Michael @jonasdash]

@grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was

[Michael @jonasdash]

To honor this week's finale, and because the work is mysterious and important, I have created a Dinner Party menu for the fans to enjoy equally

#severance #appletv #lumon #finale #kier #coldharbor #meme #television @BenStiller @DanErixon @mradamscott

[Michael @jonasdash]

@Wendys

might wanna do something about your managers refusing to do their jobs to provide hot food to customers

https://t.co/kpQZHoYED4