Sydney

Layla bullied me into this venmo: sydney_jonas

[Sydney @jonashoes16]

Deja is absolutely fucking preposterous: A thread

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

I spent money like a drug dealer in November. I really hope Jesus reimburses me on his birthday 😭

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

whoever just robbed the louvre can i borrow $20

[Rihanna @rihanna]

#R20

[culture @notgwendalupe]

they built Barcelona

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

You don’t know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or a child molester but what you will know is that he needed $10 to buy a medium size pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid
Now check that!

[Green Pompeka @21Deji]

Me explaining to the reporters how the gorilla cleared a hundred men

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @_Realtee]

The way my eyesight is set up, don't ever assume I saw you.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me because I can’t control my face when I’m irritated.

[CDT @CDT416_]

Went into the office with braids for the first time😭

[izack @thatguyuptown]

and it's been SEARED in my lexicon ever since. a foundational text

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

my birthday is in july please plan accordingly

[Envy💋 @MoMelaninMoPrbz]

“What da helly” is so corny and so addictive I can’t stop saying it. Cause fr what da hellonté????😭

[Meg @heirmeg]

rob49 u will pay. i been saying what da helly for 72hours straight i been hearing it in my sleep

[miso🍲🍉☁️ @IfMisoWasAMovie]

if February didn't march April may

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

sorry I didn't text you back, i was pretending i didn't see it and ended up actually forgetting 💔

[Tez. @ItsMontez]

me walking down the jhud tunnel….

[°❀⋆.ೃ࿔ @ttrrin]

men r so funny, u don’t answer them and they unfollow u

[certified jesus freak 🇬🇾 @jesusfreak8888]

why are you my clarity nigga