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[Josh @jonasreed18]

If you can make an exception for the third place play off, I’ll give it a go

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

🚨Fox Sports will pay $50,000 to a die-hard football fan willing to watch every single World Cup match🏆

-They have started a campaign to hire a 'Chief World Cup Watcher,' tasked with watching all 104 matches across the 39-day tournament🙋‍♂️

-They will get a personal office; A custom-built, dream viewing space in the heart of New York City’s Times Square😍

-Throughout the tournament, passersby will be able to witness the fan going through the emotional rollercoaster of tournament play in real time😂

Any takers?

[Josh @jonasreed18]

15 to 16,000 is quite a wide margin

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Some Leeds fans are 16,000 in line to get a season ticket... Might just get one before their 2029 promotion.. 😭

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Perfect take. Absolutely no idea what he was on about. Imagine wasting time planning ridiculous sideshows like this rather than thinking about the football

[Billy @EastStandMag]

Think I speak for the majority of football fans in this country when I say this, but it’s moments like this where we need someone to just say “what are you talking about? Respect the ball? There’s 10 others around the pitch & all are in use. It’s also not a pen. You nerdy melt.”

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Such an insane take. He’s not sick, he’s injured so physically can’t play. And his ‘work’ is football which people support as a hobby. Very different to stacking shelves

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Next time you’re off sick from work, ask your boss if it’s ok to come and watch everyone else work with your dead arse mate who wants the competition to outperform you

Maddison wants to be a celebrity so much more than a footballer.

[Josh @jonasreed18]

It’s his job by the way

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Vicario has prevented 3.64 goals across his last two games for Tottenham 🧤

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Mainly because if you arrive on a boat in Calais then they’ve landed in the wrong country

[Jamie Strudwick 🏳️‍🌈💚 @JamieStrud]

Rylan Clark isn’t a far-right hooligan. He’s just deeply, deeply stupid. And anybody who didn’t realise that before today needs a reality check. We need to stop giving stupid, uneducated people major platforms. It’s that simple.

[Josh @jonasreed18]

The brass neck coming from an aristocratic Tory

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

Oh look, no one saw this coming!!!Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty - This Government have NO shame, they imposed taxes on the rest of us but find ways not to pay them themselves. https://t.co/gByiXAGaN7

[Josh @jonasreed18]

@basilthegreat @mattr_89 😂😂

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Not sure the picture fits the headline 😂

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Warwick Davis's wife died after cardiac arrest
https://t.co/AZLB3DHLyz

[Josh @jonasreed18]

@dj_UTG @McIlroyRory @tntsports @SportsonMax @brysondech @BKoepka Can’t believe Rory didn’t reply to you himself

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Can I just work out Gary Linekers replacement on MOTD first please

[Josh @jonasreed18]

@anon_opin Couldn’t agree more @bristolstevied @tj_3357

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Fantastic

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Did not know he played for Reading

[Josh @jonasreed18]

The fuck do you expect?!

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

The England players looked deflated after their #Euro2024 Final defeat… 😔

Not a smile to be seen. 💔

[Josh @jonasreed18]

@mattscottphotos Love it 👍

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Top tweet

[Ben Bushell @BenBushell7]

@bet365 1 #Goalscorer365

[Josh @jonasreed18]

Lewis hall is greater than Gordon, who’s greater than Anderson, who’s greater than longstaff?

[Magpie Joe ▫️ @FtblJoe]

Lewis Hall > Gordon > Anderson > Longstaff.

A game that Newcastle should’ve won. #NUFC

[Josh @jonasreed18]

@SpillTheMemes @bristolstevied

[Josh @jonasreed18]

@dj_UTG @indykaila @LFC lol. To be fair he would walk into Liverpools team