Guard of Thebes

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[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

I was going to sell Antigone's gold ring but it just doesn't feel right! #keepsake

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

#dramaticending

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Happy to have survived the war. Not too happy about guarding the body of Polynices. The smell isn't great #catch22

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

'ALL HAIL KING JONAS'🙌🏼 Has a certain ring to it don't you think??? #fingerscrossed 🙋🏼

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

GUYS! I've just had the best thought!!! I SHOULD BE KING OF THEBES.🙌🏼🙌🏼 #changeofjob

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

First day off in ages. Thebes having no king is paying off!!!!👌🏼

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Good luck guys 👍🏼

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Guys…I can't have my Netflix day tomorrow, been called into work. DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED ON PRETTY LITTLE LIARS! #PLL

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

I was looking forward to a Netflix day on the couch with the wife tomorrow. So inconsiderate. #WhenWasMyLastDayOff

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Really? Why does Polynices have to strike on my only day off?

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Did I just save Thebes?! 😳

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

BLOODY HELL!!!! Not again…me and my big mouth. Deffo getting the sack now. #firstworldproblems

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Just got a text from my main man...#EteoclesvsPolynices

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Why do they all have such weird names? #THEBOYS

[City of Thebes @OracleofThebes]

The seven leaders are Polynices, Tydeus, Capaneus, Eteoclus, Hippomedon, Parthenopaeus and Amphiaraus. Seven leaders? How big is the army?

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Bloody hell!! Will I have to fight??!?!?!? #Mondayblues

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

Place your bets guys…who do you think will win? #EteoclesvsPolynices

[City of Thebes @OracleofThebes]

It has been confirmed that there will be a civil war!!! Thebes needs to get ready for battle!

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

I always thought he looked like trouble with those eyes #Eteocles

[Guard of Thebes @jonastheguard]

They don't sell wives in our local Argos store. So, that's why he travelled all that way??? #LAD